TranscriptHow to tell your caste from your appearance (physiognomy)

From left to right: peasant, merchant, warrior, priest

Theo Von, Sam Bank Friedman, Nick Fuentes, [unidentified guy]

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[–] 39 points 3 months ago

measurehead YOUR CRANIOMETRIC MEASUREMENTS REVEAL YOU TO BE AN OBVIOUS REPRESENTATIVE OF THE PAYSAN CASTE.

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  • [–] 31 points 3 months ago (6 children)

    Uhhh, sorceress! Wait, no, Druid! Ranger? Can I multi class?

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  • [–] [S] 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 25 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    you're a peasant your skull tells me so i'm actually destined to be a warrior priest and then i'll finally get a gf

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  • [–] 21 points 3 months ago

    I think this started as the anti-semetic part, and worked backwards from there


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  • [–] 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    You can tell what kind of face the guy who made this has. If we're doing phrenology like this you ought to swap Theo Von and Nick Fuentes. Nick has the most "yes m'lud" physiognomy I've ever seen. Theo looks like he could fit in among some highway robbers or whatever.

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  • [–] 19 points 3 months ago* (5 children)

    Think that is Sam Bankman-Fried, not Sam Altman. I'm just realizing how silly these names are when they are together especially.

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  • [–] 24 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    The Bankman did bank crimes and the Alt man is fixated on ai to create an alternative man

    That’s how I keep them straight

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  • [–] 13 points 3 months ago

    Joke's on you my physiognomy is that of a NEET so I am deserved payments by the universe itself for existing

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  • [–] 13 points 3 months ago

    Casteism and racism, now in one convenient package!

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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago

    Earth Caste

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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago

    all i'm seeing is dweeb, dweeb, dweeb and dweeb

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago

    Tbf, this physiognomy seems basically true for most character design. Which maybe speaks to the problem of our story telling, rather than its accuracy.

    Although sometimes I do wonder how much tropes interact with the discussion around what people are encouraged to become over time

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago

    my facial structure predicts "Mud eater"

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Nicky? Warrior? Wasn't he so afraid to answer his door he pepper sprayed a journalist a couple years ago?

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    If these are my choices, I will be in the mountains, formenting rebellion, thank you very much.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    I think the wtf and shit are unnecessary from the cw...so many more words.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    Did they mislabel "Obsequious Vizier" as "Warrior"?

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    Sorry, I do have to ask, who is the guy in the priest photo?

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