Transcript
How to tell your caste from your appearance (physiognomy)
From left to right: peasant, merchant, warrior, priest
Theo Von, Sam Bank Friedman, Nick Fuentes, [unidentified guy]
YOUR CRANIOMETRIC MEASUREMENTS REVEAL YOU TO BE AN OBVIOUS REPRESENTATIVE OF THE PAYSAN CASTE.
Uhhh, sorceress! Wait, no, Druid! Ranger? Can I multi class?
eh it's up to you 
In that case, I gotta go with "Jenova" so I can use my army of swashbuckling mutant femboys to wage a protracted people's war on whatever the fuck the OOP is
Can I multi class?
Yes, but only with the annoying ADnD rules
If you can be a psion or mystic, though... 🤷🏼♂️
you're a peasant your skull tells me so i'm actually destined to be a warrior priest and then i'll finally get a gf
The only fuckable guy is the peasant tho
Coincidence? I think not. See, they need to establish nonsense hierarchies sothat they can guarantee themselves the ability to procreate.
I think this started as the anti-semetic part, and worked backwards from there
You can tell what kind of face the guy who made this has. If we're doing phrenology like this you ought to swap Theo Von and Nick Fuentes. Nick has the most "yes m'lud" physiognomy I've ever seen. Theo looks like he could fit in among some highway robbers or whatever.
Fuentes would absolutely get typecast as a farm hand
Yeah it's really funny saying he looks like he belongs to a genetic caste of warriors. I'd bet money the person who made this thinks they look like Nick
Think that is Sam Bankman-Fried, not Sam Altman. I'm just realizing how silly these names are when they are together especially.
The Bankman did bank crimes and the Alt man is fixated on ai to create an alternative man
That’s how I keep them straight
Great work Mr Kojima
ahh this rules I forgot we had this
Scam Bankrun-Fraud
Sam Jailman-Jailed
Joke's on you my physiognomy is that of a NEET so I am deserved payments by the universe itself for existing
Casteism and racism, now in one convenient package!
Earth Caste
all i'm seeing is dweeb, dweeb, dweeb and dweeb
Tbf, this physiognomy seems basically true for most character design. Which maybe speaks to the problem of our story telling, rather than its accuracy.
Although sometimes I do wonder how much tropes interact with the discussion around what people are encouraged to become over time
my facial structure predicts "Mud eater"
Nicky? Warrior? Wasn't he so afraid to answer his door he pepper sprayed a journalist a couple years ago?
Yup.
If these are my choices, I will be in the mountains, formenting rebellion, thank you very much.
I think the wtf and shit are unnecessary from the cw...so many more words.
Did they mislabel "Obsequious Vizier" as "Warrior"?
Sorry, I do have to ask, who is the guy in the priest photo?
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