That's one of the few benefits of being fat.

I am that white man. I’m just not cold, sorry about your luck I guess.

And then there's those of us on the other side of the hemisphere, where december is summer and 30°C is normal everyday temperature.

I literally start shivering at anything below 20°C.

He's hacking a dart too

I mean you kinda get used to the cold after a while lol

This is me. Am white dad on vacation this week. It’s not that cold, like 70F, but there has been chilling rain all week. I’m the guy not only soaked in my shorts and t-shirt among a sea of ponchos, but still sticking my head into the fountains and stuff.

Arctic creature here. I wear a kilt and t-shirt all year round. Sandals too, unless snow is recent enough that it won't have been cleared from wherever I'll be walking.

Cool Runnings.

I'm also wearing Olukai flip flops.