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What if we meet aliens and they all wear Crocs? (feddit.org)
submitted 5 months ago by to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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Not like the brand Crocs, but very similar concept. All plastic, weird colors, looks like nobody could be comfortable in them but somehow are, suited to their physiology.

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[–] 11 points 5 months ago (3 children)

We ask them nicely, but firmly, to leave our barbecue.

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    • [–] 9 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Welcome to Costco. I love you

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    • [–] 8 points 5 months ago* (3 children)

    Then we warhammer them.

    Or

    SuperEarth em.

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    • [–] 8 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    Every country denuclearizes immediately... By launching the entire planetary stockpile at their home planet.

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  • [–] 0 points 5 months ago*

    Every country in the universe or every country on Earth?

    I thought that every country launching their nuclear weapons at their own home planet sounds bad... But if that's every country on any planet, it's only worse. Better lose just the Earth than lose at least trilliards of other civilizations across the millions of galaxy groups out there. (Although, any planet which hasn't ended up with the dumb concept of a "countries" would be safe... Hey, maybe this is a good plan after all?)

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    • [–] 6 points 5 months ago

    Everyone immediately dismisses it as a promotional stunt for Crocs. The only ones who believe them are the Crocs company, who insist that the aliens either pay royalties or compensate them by appearing in advertisements.

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    [–] 6 points 5 months ago

    Id laugh and wear space crocs too

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    [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    Should we point at them and loudly ask what they are?

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    [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    Might confirm we're the aliens from the future coming back to study primitive life.

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    [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    That'd be rad as hell

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