Yes, this is official documentation from the MS Learn course for the Agentic AI Solution Architect certificate

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[–] 170 points 3 months ago* (10 children)

who morged that? Why does that happen continvously?

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    [–] 144 points 3 months ago* (17 children)

    Anyone remember how much nicer the world felt before we all realized nobody in charge of anything with any real power has any idea what the fuck they're doing?

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  • [–] 29 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

    They know what they are doing. Their goals just don't align with the rest of humanity.

    The mistake we make is in assuming that government choices are born of incompetence... The actions of empire are not incompetent. They are not intended to serve you or the citizens, but to serve material interests, the plunder of land, natural resources, markets, and cheap labor".

    -Michael Parenti

    RIP to the GOAT

    Edit: He talks about it in the lecture starting around 15:35. Though the quote above is from his book "against empire"

    https://youtu.be/s5oPFAfdrkU?t=935

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    [–] 76 points 3 months ago (6 children)

    It would be really funny if it wasn't so sad.

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    [+] 75 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)
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    [–] 65 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Data Flow

    Data Flow


    Data Flow

    The Data must Flow

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  • [–] 56 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Saw this article from Microslop the other day about their MDASH copilot model competing with Mythos for bug finding/fixing.

    Microsoft security blog

    And here's the image they went with for the flowchart of what the AI does... Complete with overlapping text and the worst layout I've ever seen.

    Zero humans proofed this.

    Microsoft AI slop flowchart

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  • [–] 20 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    I know this! This is a slide deck which only makes sense in an interactive way, where the steps are revealed after one another. Probably straight from a presentation.

    Don't attribute bad work to AI which can be done in the same way by an incompetent human.

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  • [–] 13 points 3 months ago

    As someone who's career depended on presentations for a while:

    Never build animations in-slide (unless they are purely aesthetic).

    Instead:

    Build multiple slides which duplicate the previous and add new boxes with transitions on the slides. Bonus: change the title on each build to cover the key point.

    Sure, they take longer to edit. But that leave-behind export to PDF always works.

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    [+] 52 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)
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    [–] 45 points 3 months ago (6 children)

    Combigent is too nice a sounding word to lack any real meaning it needs one.

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    [–] 39 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Combigent is a perfectly cromulent word! Veritably cromulent

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  • [–] 37 points 3 months ago

    Seems perfectly cromulent to me

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  • [–] 31 points 3 months ago

    I don't see the probulent here

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  • [–] 31 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Data flow

    Data flow Data flow

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    [–] 30 points 3 months ago

    Those are perfectly cromulent words.

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  • [–] 27 points 3 months ago

    Due to the negative press combigent

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  • [–] 26 points 3 months ago

    Clown corporation. If I were employed by Microsoft, I'd probably be embarrassed to admit that in public.

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  • [–] 26 points 3 months ago* (1 child)

    You missed "Microsoft 36S" and "Intemal Docs"

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  • [–] 24 points 3 months ago* (1 child)

    Veritable answer? Indubitably!

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  • [–] 24 points 3 months ago

    I see, they have been continvoucly morging the docs themselves, as per their developer docs

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    [–] 18 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Combigent is a perfectly cromulent word.

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    The worst is claiming Copilot "understands intent & meaning", the funny mistakes more or less show that that's just a blatant lie.

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  • [–] 16 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    According to Microsoft's own terms and conditions, AI is supposed to be used for entertainment purposes only. They're breaking their own terms and conditions here.

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    [–] 16 points 3 months ago

    There are also three "Data Flow" labels (two for the same arrow even) and I'm pretty sure it says Intemal Docs, which makes sense for and AI to mess up too because of similar m and rn look.

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  • [–] 13 points 3 months ago

    Combigent is a perfectly cromulent word.

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  • [–] 13 points 3 months ago

    It's Microslop. The people who had any resemblance of work ethics left a long time ago. No one still working there gives any shits about QA - especially not the management.

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