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Yes, this is official documentation from the MS Learn course for the Agentic AI Solution Architect certificate

Microslop SharePhont™

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[-] nocteb@feddit.org 167 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

who morged that? Why does that happen continvously?

[-] errer@lemmy.world 53 points 2 weeks ago

What a combigent, inbiltum response!

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[-] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 143 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Anyone remember how much nicer the world felt before we all realized nobody in charge of anything with any real power has any idea what the fuck they're doing?

[-] OwOarchist@pawb.social 39 points 2 weeks ago

We didn't all realize that at the same point. Some of us have known that for a very long time.

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[-] wheezy@lemmy.ml 27 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

They know what they are doing. Their goals just don't align with the rest of humanity.

The mistake we make is in assuming that government choices are born of incompetence... The actions of empire are not incompetent. They are not intended to serve you or the citizens, but to serve material interests, the plunder of land, natural resources, markets, and cheap labor".

-Michael Parenti

RIP to the GOAT

Edit: He talks about it in the lecture starting around 15:35. Though the quote above is from his book "against empire"

https://youtu.be/s5oPFAfdrkU?t=935

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[-] faebudo@infosec.pub 76 points 2 weeks ago

It would be really funny if it wasn't so sad.

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[-] reddig33@lemmy.world 75 points 2 weeks ago
[-] ProfessorScience@lemmy.world 151 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 70 points 2 weeks ago
[-] burgermeister@sh.itjust.works 47 points 2 weeks ago

It's a perfectly cromulent word

[-] Morphit@feddit.uk 34 points 2 weeks ago

Product of continvoucly morged slop.

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[-] four@lemmy.zip 65 points 2 weeks ago

Data Flow

Data Flow


Data Flow

The Data must Flow

[-] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 15 points 2 weeks ago

It's the Combigent Directive

[-] CoopaLoopa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 56 points 2 weeks ago

Saw this article from Microslop the other day about their MDASH copilot model competing with Mythos for bug finding/fixing.

Microsoft security blog

And here's the image they went with for the flowchart of what the AI does... Complete with overlapping text and the worst layout I've ever seen.

Zero humans proofed this.

Microsoft AI slop flowchart

[-] death_to_carrots@feddit.org 20 points 2 weeks ago

I know this! This is a slide deck which only makes sense in an interactive way, where the steps are revealed after one another. Probably straight from a presentation.

Don't attribute bad work to AI which can be done in the same way by an incompetent human.

[-] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

As someone who's career depended on presentations for a while:

Never build animations in-slide (unless they are purely aesthetic).

Instead:

Build multiple slides which duplicate the previous and add new boxes with transitions on the slides. Bonus: change the title on each build to cover the key point.

Sure, they take longer to edit. But that leave-behind export to PDF always works.

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[-] Egonallanon@feddit.uk 45 points 2 weeks ago

Combigent is too nice a sounding word to lack any real meaning it needs one.

[-] bright@piefed.social 19 points 2 weeks ago

Combigent (adj.)

Definition: A word that seems like a real word but actually isn't

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It also looks completely plausible for a word. I can see why an AI trained to make plausible-looking images generated it.

Now I'm curious to see what other perfectly English-looking words it comes up with

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[-] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 39 points 2 weeks ago

Combigent is a perfectly cromulent word! Veritably cromulent

[-] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

Not a single one of those words is cromulent, I swear on my aunt's borschtum.

[-] Geobloke@aussie.zone 37 points 2 weeks ago

Seems perfectly cromulent to me

[-] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 31 points 2 weeks ago

Data flow

Data flow Data flow

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[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago

I don't see the probulent here

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 30 points 2 weeks ago

Those are perfectly cromulent words.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 27 points 2 weeks ago

Due to the negative press combigent

[-] Leonixster@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

You missed "Microsoft 36S" and "Intemal Docs"

[-] Bloefz@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah those are very weird errors. Not like AI hallucinations. But more like OCR errors.

I wonder if they imported another PowerPoint and then the AI made images out of it to process it. That would be a very inefficient way to do it.

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[-] Dumhuvud@programming.dev 26 points 2 weeks ago

Clown corporation. If I were employed by Microsoft, I'd probably be embarrassed to admit that in public.

[-] kamstrup@programming.dev 24 points 1 week ago

I see, they have been continvoucly morging the docs themselves, as per their developer docs

[-] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 24 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Veritable answer? Indubitably!

[-] MonaySimpson@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

Combigent is a perfectly cromulent word.

[-] wuffah@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

I solemnly swear to god, I posted this exact same thing before I saw your post lol

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[-] kshade@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

The worst is claiming Copilot "understands intent & meaning", the funny mistakes more or less show that that's just a blatant lie.

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[-] Mirodir@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 2 weeks ago

There are also three "Data Flow" labels (two for the same arrow even) and I'm pretty sure it says Intemal Docs, which makes sense for and AI to mess up too because of similar m and rn look.

[-] OwOarchist@pawb.social 15 points 2 weeks ago

According to Microsoft's own terms and conditions, AI is supposed to be used for entertainment purposes only. They're breaking their own terms and conditions here.

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[-] Kaligalis@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

It's Microslop. The people who had any resemblance of work ethics left a long time ago. No one still working there gives any shits about QA - especially not the management.

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