Gotta share this story of the horror of penis enlargements gone wrong
https://www.propublica.org/article/penis-enlargement-enhancement-procedures-implants
Dude I swear to fucking god if we don’t have a revolution we deserve to go extinct
what's stopping you?
A one person revolution is called suicide by cop
must be the same DR that botched MUSK's penis enlargement surgery.
Bruh got’s to work off all the F ups he done did. He ain’t getting paid. Mf’er just tryna stay alive rn.
They are just playing with us all, as they prepare to snuff us all out within a handful of years.
Because we aren't guillotining them.
I wonder how they know each other.
Does anyone have a clue?
Did they say it was his personal penile impaler? Penis impostor? Dick driver?
Let's start some rumors y'all. Liberal application of fiction.
Not fiction, alternative facts
That is one hell of a way of telling us to get fucked. Takes a bit of thought to get there, 4/10 joke.
Next up: Ivermectin and penis enlargement prevents hantavirus!
Probably Trump personally doctor. We all know Trump has a small Dick.
What he lacks physically, he makes up for figuratively in all other aspects of his miserable, tragically-long life
Why even assign a hantavirus official? Just for stoking fears and using them politically? It's not like a pandemic is looming.
Trump likes to assign such jobs to people he knows. Go figure.
The word you are looking for is crony capitalism.
Actually, he's got a great pool guy who he has never heard of, at all, and definitely didn't have anything to do with giving him a contract to paint the reflecting pool
I vaguely remember someone mentioning that both Trump and Epstein had deformed penises. I thought it was b.s. but now I'm not sure.
Why else would he want to reward a penis implant specialist?
He rebuked coronavirus mandates and spread conspiracy theories about treatment plans that sowed doubt and division over the government’s public health response at the time. He has claimed that the pandemic was a part of a wider government plot to control people, and he skirted questions from the U.S. Senate as to whether or not he would recommend the Covid vaccine to his patients.
Boom he's a piece of shit. Get him out. This moron shouldn't be anywhere near a medical decision.
Trump or the guy that can make your knob bigger?
Interestingly, theres a left wong politician in the UK who the right call "the tit whisperer" cause they misunderstood something he said.
I'd rather be a tit whisperer than a dick enhancer
So they actually think it's hentaivirus?
On the one hand urology and ED are important specialisms, and it's annoying seeing them mocked. He also actually has experience in public health which makes him more qualified than most trump appointees.
On the other hand, outside of that his record is, for want of a better term, "yikes".
If he was Elons surgeon.... Looks like he's about to continue to screw things up.
If one gets Penis Hantavirus. Well, they are gonna have a really bad time.
Why can’t we just have nice things?
Because there are too many greedy people with exploded egos that have the highest propensity to do whatever it takes to hold positions of power, meanwhile "good" people rarely seek, or are capable of obtaining, positions of power.
:(
You know why.
Because ~40% of our voter base HATES nice things and consistently votes to hurt and punish nice things. And, worst of all, those people are concentrated in low-population states, which our profoundly stupid electoral system gives far more representation to.
That is a very incomplete Take. As if the Democrats were blameless. To make that argument after to say nothing before them, Clinton, obama, clinton, biden, then Harris without even a contest with 4 months to go.
The fact of the matter, all major parties in all Western Nations have been seized by the oligarchy. The only answer is to take one of those parties back and run a populist campaign, to make and run a political machine. But that's not in the cards because you (collective, not you neccessarily,) mother fuckers trust these fake leftists to run the opposition.
many far right parties all over the world is primarly funded by putin anyways, it is not accident the sudden amount propaganda propping up them all at once. Billionaires are only taking advantage of what russia has lead the way.
While true, putin only took advantage of the situation that the rich and business interests have created, making an alternate reality and everything else. This didn't start with Putin, it started with the Business Roundtable in 1971 that made the first iteration of the long game to overthrow the Republic, and all the rest of the western republics. The Heritage foundations project 2025 could probably be seen as a further iteration of the public part of their long game.
Putin saw how stupid and greedy the right wing was and dropped any lingering support for leftists, that are notoriously divisive and difficult to tool, and switched to supporting the far right.
I would love to see a bunch of parties...especially far left parties with a legit shot at the white house. that being said, as inept as the democrats are non of them have been trump by any stretch.
Forget left and right, we're talking about popular and unpopular, and the Democrats are not popular, and they're not trying to be popular, in a system that elects People based on popularity. Otherwise known as populism, which they consider the greatest of all evils.
Associating it with fake populism on the right that blames scapegoats for the real villains. That is why they suck.
Stop covering for them and help us get candidates that can win and can improve our situation because we are on the path to fucking ruin in case you haven't realized that.
And this headline doesn't even crack the top 10 of the worst things Donald has done.
On the other hand, maybe we'll all die of hantavirus before having to suffer through the rest of the fascist takeover
I mean I know a country whose top epidemiologist isn't even a doctor (I only know that because I'm related to the idiot)
The right person to prevent it from getting out-of-hand.
Got tired of getting penises up, so he switched to getting infection rates up instead.
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