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[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 32 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago)

In the future American toilet stalls do not have doors, because we need to make sure the wrong people aren't using the bathroom!

[-] 001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 3 years ago

Ah... yes, lets bring back Roman public bathrooms...

Who doesn't love staring contests while defecating?

[-] Beelzebubba@lemm.ee 11 points 3 years ago

Should we bring back shared ass wiping brushes too?

[-] serpentofnumbers@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 years ago

Maybe it's time to adopt the three shells

[-] CileTheSane@kbin.social 6 points 3 years ago

Are you not using the 3 shells?

[-] serpentofnumbers@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 years ago

I don't know how!

[-] CileTheSane@kbin.social 2 points 3 years ago

Hey everyone! This guy doesn't know how to use the 3 shells!

[-] 1024_Kibibytes@lemm.ee 3 points 3 years ago

No, please, although bidets in North America would be nice

[-] theceoofanarchism@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 3 years ago

Anyone not performing femininity to my specifications should have to strip and just in case they had say a vaginoplasty also show me their birth certificate whenever I demand.

[-] andrewta@lemmy.world 14 points 3 years ago

piss on her to show dominance

[+] bob_wiley@lemmy.world 11 points 3 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

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[-] whenigrowup356@lemmy.world 12 points 3 years ago

Bathrooms in other countries actually don't have this issue and I don't know why people in the US have accepted this norm of terrible stalls that don't give real privacy. There are stalls in other countries that aren't even particularly nice that still have much more coverage so someone couldn't look over/under or through the holes in the door. Demand better bathrooms, America.

[-] TheTwoSpiritedViking@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 3 years ago

Least deranged transphobe

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