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Eww what? At least you can pressure wash Crocs..
They're great for hospitality/hospital wear.
I can only imagine how much a glass slipper must chafe and moisten. I rarely admire people for self harm. I hate crocks but I prefer them to transparent masochism. (Heh)
The original fairytale involves even more self harm: when the prince is getting women to try on the slipper one of the stepsisters, on the advice of her mother, cuts off her heels to make her foot fit, having been told when she’s married to a prince she won’t have to worry about walking. But the birds call out to him and make him notice the blood seeping out of the shoes as they head back towards the castle. I think the other sister cut off her toes or something and the same thing happens before Cinderella is found.
The original story involved fur slippers, not glass ones, which is why he didn’t see their horribly mutilated feet immediately. Also fur slippers may or may not be a euphemism for hairy pussy.
I think I mentally blocked the memory of the original story as the image of a woman with a thoroughly mutilated foot horrifically stuffed into, essentially, a traveling display case makes me deeply uncomfortable.
However, now learning that it was an opaque fur slipper, it somehow makes me less uncomfortable. I don’t know what any of this says about me
May I offer instead to replace it with the new discomfort of contemplating Cinderella standing in furry, wet, squishy shoes filled with her stepsisters’ blood? 😇
That’s really not that bad. Gross? Absolutely. But I can tolerate gross sensations. The grossest of which you didn’t hit on. The sharp, pebbly prickling in the heel and toe. I don’t imagine the stepsisters were particularly adept surgeons. They would almost assuredly leave some fragments of bone embedded within the slipper’s soft lining.
Which, even more horrifically, makes me realize that this did not take place in modern times and these women split open their feet to invite pathogens from literally hundreds, if not thousands of other women inside themselves. If I remember correctly, they were blinded, weren’t they? That feels almost merciful. They didn’t have to watch their legs percolate and putrefy in pre-antibiotic Europe.
Actually it is not fur but glass indeed. The idea that it was fur was thought out by some modern(ish) french authors who thought they understand the meaning of the tale better than anyone but ancien versions of the tale do mention a glass shoe. A shoe made in a precious, fragile and impratical material showing the magic infuse in the setup.
The costume designer for idiocracy had people in the movie where crocs because they thought they were some of the ugliest shoes they'd ever seen, and only an idiot would wear them lmao.
Now now, they do have legit applications. For example, they're good for kids in daycare who are potty training. Kid has an accident? Crocs are easier to clean the pee out of than socks and regular shoes.
But that's the extent to which I can give Crocs credit.
So she's inside the palace and getting away from him while going down a flight of stairs but he's outside going up.
This reeks of low effort AI.
https://www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/books-of-adam/list?title_no=136637 I'd chalk it up to real human imperfections this time, his art style is very consistent
It's also from his time at Buzzfeed. He got consistent, unrelenting flack for crap he had to produce in extremely short timeframes to keep up with expectations for site content.
It's older than AI, and also it's not that weird. Steps down into the foyer of the palace, steps leading to grander areas. He's not exactly following her precisely behind. It's just to recount the usual tale of Cinderella
For a 4 panel comic strip, that's one hell of an imperfection xd
I'm sorry to tell you this but... Crocs made a come back in a lot of places. At least that's what it was like a couple years ago. Everyone was wearing crocs.
At least tag the artist
Are you blind? It's literally on the bottom right frame..
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this post was submitted on 08 May 2026
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