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[-] moakley@lemmy.world 94 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

My six year old daughter is playing Pokémon, and the other day we had this exchange:

"I beat another gym trainer: Misty!"

"That's awesome! Did she have a Starmie like I said she would?"

"Yes, but first she fought with a different Pokémon called a Pussyduck."

"... Psyduck. It's called a Psyduck."

"Yeah, ok."

"Say 'Psyduck'. Say it."

[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

From the creators of Catdog comes an all new cartoon: meet Pussyduck

[-] okmko@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

🤣🤣🤣

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 67 points 2 weeks ago

They very obviously photo-shopped a small headed goth girl on a big titty MILF.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 38 points 2 weeks ago

Do you tell kids at magic shows that it's not real magic too?

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

If they ask? Sure.

Learning how the tricks are done is half the fun.

[-] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago

No, I'm going to continue to believe that necks bend like that.

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

her whole neck/head situation is off center. That's just creepy.

[-] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

You're wrong sir, that's definitely AI generated... Well I guess partially wrong because I agree on the combination.

[-] M137@lemmy.today 0 points 2 weeks ago

No, AI doesn't make stuff look badly photoshopped. You're doing the "it AI!" shit for things that are VERY obviously not AI and it's not a good thing. I seriously don't understand how you're so dumb that you can't see and understand the difference.

[-] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

The eyes, the hands, the bottom of the wall. Just the obvious issues.

[-] in_my_honest_opinion@piefed.social 46 points 2 weeks ago

@Buttercupcosplays.

Whoever cropped this intentionally removed her handle. Kinda shitty.

[-] Zorcron@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago

Is that her head or body?

[-] starik@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 weeks ago

Both… or neither? She AI generated.

[-] qarbone@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It did look fake. Like...flat?

Well, not "flat", but you know what I mean, maybe.

Edit: once you zoom into the face, it's clearly failed LLM generation.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Yep, I'm still gay, just checked

[-] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

username checks out

[-] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 2 weeks ago

We saw you from across the bar and really liked your aura.

[-] random_character_a@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago

Even my wife would check out that rack.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 22 points 2 weeks ago

There's literally a study that showed that women look at boobs more than straight men (58% of observation time compared to 57%)

[-] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I'm curious how the fact that most men are socially conditioned not to do so affects that number.

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago

Did it account for glancing out of the corner of your eye, or people wearing sunglasses?

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 13 points 2 weeks ago

In the sense that it tracked the eye movements of people looking at photos iirc, yes.

Everyone loves boobs. It's science.

[-] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

time, or occurrences?

men probably don't look as long

[-] daggermoon@piefed.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

I want her to peg me and spit in my mouth.

[-] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 2 weeks ago

Not the first thing I expected to see when I opened my inbox this morning

[-] daggermoon@piefed.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

I'm only human.

[-] toynbee@piefed.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

What was?

[-] deft@lemmy.wtf 6 points 2 weeks ago

Dad?!

[-] f3nyx@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago

the gospel according to daggermoon 🙏

[-] Astronut@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 weeks ago

She better hope she doesn’t get a chest cold, it won’t want to ever leave!

[-] atro_city@fedia.io 8 points 2 weeks ago

Is that a Katey Perry fuckdoll?

[-] owsei@programming.dev 55 points 2 weeks ago

No, it's psyduck.

[-] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 11 points 2 weeks ago

Is it a Psyduck fuckdoll?

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

A Psyfuck duckdoll

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago

Now he knows how Elmo felt...

[-] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago

I definitely did, then I looked to closely.

[-] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

On an unrelated note, my g/f dragged me out to a pokemon con, and I got to watch her get her psyduck pokemon card autographed by the actor that voices psyduck. We got to talk to him for a bit, and I asked him, "Is this your easiest voice acting job? I mean, you have 1 line."

[-] Fedegenerate@fedinsfw.app 0 points 2 weeks ago

Charlotte Sartre?

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