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[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 15 points 4 months ago (5 children)

I want her to peg me and spit in my mouth.

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[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com [S] 20 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Not the first thing I expected to see when I opened my inbox this morning

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[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 6 points 4 months ago

I'm only human.

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[–] toynbee@piefed.social 1 point 4 months ago

What was?

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[–] deft@lemmy.wtf 7 points 4 months ago

Dad?!

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[–] f3nyx@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 months ago

the gospel according to daggermoon 🙏

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