Should've said "Oh thank you, your dad would never forgive me if I lost it"

For fuck's sake, stop mocking my pronunciation and help me find my gay card!

Stoike lmao

I love all the content that comes from the gay supremacy universe.

The unrealistic part of this story is that a stranger heard 'stoike' and knew he was referring to stoic.

Such a Harrier move.

I wonder how tf do you pronounce 'stoike', though. Is OOP really adding a vowel to the end of that word? Why would anyone do that?

a group of what?

Oh yeah, well, the gay store called, they're all out of you.

Nice. Whatever. Just let me know you find any other gay birds. I don't really care if they're the same, either.

Holy shit, I needed that laugh.