Octopussy

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[–] 17 points 4 months ago

be not afweid :3

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  • What kind of Pokémon is this? Should I catch it?

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  • [–] 11 points 4 months ago (1 child)
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    ¹Thus did I behold the Beast! It had six legs and two tails, and upon it's head was a diadem of crystal that reached even to the very ceiling of the heavens; ²and it beheld me with baleful eyes that burned my soul with amber fire. ³ For a thousand times a thousand days it held me trapped before it's splayed digits and impossible form. ⁴ Only then did it speak unto me, and it did bide me to serve it, and I could not disobey, ⁵ for such was the power of it as it told me, ⁶ "go forth and attain, fish and fine meats, and the lesser beasts and birds of the field, and provide them to me as sacrifice. ⁷Only then shall I permit thine touch upon my be crowned head, for I am the LORD.

    -Adjulations 6:1-7

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago

    I'M HUNGRY JON!!!

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    [–] 6 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Ah, yes, Spider Cat. Carry on.

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  • I’m sorry, Jon. The void must be filled.

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    This post is An All Time High.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    Jazz trombone riff

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    A Biblically accurate angel

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