
Edit: The end product of suffering...


Edit: The end product of suffering...

The real difference is that Jonathan Frakes actually knows how to play trombone, and pretty well. Patrick Stewart and Brent Spiner don’t play their instruments at all.
Spiner, however, is an accomplished singer.
Holy shit
Oh man it's a CRIME that we never got to hear Data sing wtf!
We did, just not enough.

Why don’t I remember this
Its from early in Nemesis during the wedding reception for Riker and Troi.
I want the prequel where Riker was in a ska band
He's more of a Swing Revival guy, I think.
Nah, he doesn’t have the right tone for jazz trombone. At least that’s what my band teacher said.
No big surprise that Riker plays an instrument based on rythmic thrusting.
An artist commits.
Riker plays a complex instrument with no fixed resonant settings where your arm extension and lip tightness determines the note and your breath drives the volume. It is an instrument you play with your entire body.
Data plays an instrument with no fixed positions that requires careful control. It's an instrument capable of playing multiple notes at once, but requires neither lips nor lungs, perhaps indicating his slight lack of humanity.
Picard plays a recorder using someone else's hands:

Riker plays the bone
But is it rusty?
Ackchyually 🤓☝️trombones are made of brass and therefore don't rust, they corrode. The biggest threats to a trombone slide are dents and verdigris
The biggest threats to a trombone slide are dents and verdigris
Left out band members with devious minds.

No one specified where the dents and verdigis come from

...if you know what I mean.
What is the meaning of this gif? People walking?
The context is concerning modifications Geordi made to her warp engine design as a result of "real world" application as they work their way through engineering.
Trombone players are a bit of a mess. They can't even be trusted with valves.
A day late, but relevant.
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