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[–] 76 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 child)

Edit: The end product of suffering...

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  • [–] 14 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Isn’t Rom arguably the most important?

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Never finished DN9 but have heard this joke before - what's the meaning?

    [don't worry I'll finish it someday!]

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  • [–] 16 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    There’s an episode where Rom forms a union of workers at Quarks, O’Brien describes his great great great relative as “he was more than a hero, he was a union man!”

    Meanwhile Rom is facing some serious consequences for trying to start a union in a ferenghi company.

    It’s a good episode!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4BRe0ZKTAc

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  • [–] 49 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    The real difference is that Jonathan Frakes actually knows how to play trombone, and pretty well. Patrick Stewart and Brent Spiner don’t play their instruments at all.

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  • [–] 30 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Spiner, however, is an accomplished singer.

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    Oh man it's a CRIME that we never got to hear Data sing wtf!

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  • [–] 32 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    I want the prequel where Riker was in a ska band

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    He's more of a Swing Revival guy, I think.

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  • [–] 11 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Nah, he doesn’t have the right tone for jazz trombone. At least that’s what my band teacher said.

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  • [–] 25 points 4 months ago

    Trombone lips spread hips

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  • [–] 23 points 4 months ago

    IT GETS LONGER TO HANDLE HARDER BLOWS.

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  • [–] 20 points 4 months ago

    No big surprise that Riker plays an instrument based on rythmic thrusting.

    An artist commits.

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  • [–] 19 points 4 months ago

    Riker plays a complex instrument with no fixed resonant settings where your arm extension and lip tightness determines the note and your breath drives the volume. It is an instrument you play with your entire body.

    Data plays an instrument with no fixed positions that requires careful control. It's an instrument capable of playing multiple notes at once, but requires neither lips nor lungs, perhaps indicating his slight lack of humanity.

    Picard plays a recorder using someone else's hands:

    Someone else's hands on Picard's "flute"

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  • [–] 19 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Ackchyually 🤓☝️trombones are made of brass and therefore don't rust, they corrode. The biggest threats to a trombone slide are dents and verdigris

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  • [–] 26 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    The biggest threats to a trombone slide are dents and verdigris

    Left out band members with devious minds.

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  • [–] 15 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    No one specified where the dents and verdigis come from

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    What is the meaning of this gif? People walking?

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