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We've been going back and forth for days like this (thelemmy.club)
submitted 3 weeks ago by TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/TheShitpostOffice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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A screenshot of an unsent email to Stripe in response to a Stripe email titled "Action required, additional information needed for different support services." The email says, "quote block, Could you add the social media or profile page link on the website? End quote block. Holy smokes am I being punked? Is Ashton Kutcher writing these? There's already a link to the website on the ko-fi page. Are you asking for something more? I'm too autistic for this- you need to be specific. If you want a Facebook, Twitter, or Instagram link, that's 100% not happening. Do you want a link to my Lemmy account where I shitpost?

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[-] DarkerRadical@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

I'm too autistic for this

I gotta use this one

this post was submitted on 05 May 2026
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