Verse 1

I got a message from Donroe Don

He said we must invade Iran

Like he said, those many years ago

Said it wouldn’t take too long

Said we just had to look strong

Just a job we had to see through

Chorus

Donroe Donald told the nation

“Have no fear of escalation

We will make peace with a victory

Just to quickly win this war

We’re sending bombers more and more

To help me free Iran from Iranis"

Verse 2

We pulled back from our own base

When Iran struck back in its haste

I stayed low till the sejjils just died down

Never mind how much it’s costing

Think of all the sites we’re hitting

Just don’t buy some gas inside of town

Chorus repeat

Verse 3

Every week a trading partner

Pays Iran to cross its waters

They pay dearly for the Yank regime

Despite the initial trauma

They replace their Ayatollah

And start blocking trade routes in his name.

Chorus repeat

Verse 4

We’d go around with bunker busters

Hitting bridges, missile centers

Only for new ones to come replace

Command says we wiped them out

Says they’re close to giving out

But they keep on fighting just the same

Chorus repeat

Verse 5

Well here I sit in my hotel room

Hearing all that fear and gloom

They say it’s the cost of victory

Still I think back to before

When he swore there’d be no war

And none of this would ever come to be

Chorus repeat