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[-] [email protected] 83 points 2 years ago

Can confirm, that after learning rust, my friend automatically converted to femboy with an owner. (Saw their Twitter bio)

[-] [email protected] 41 points 2 years ago

One of my friends came out as trans shortly after telling me they enjoyed Rust.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Can comfirm I played the game rust and became the greatest racist there ever was ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

"Life is race, be racist" - Random Internet user

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

my bars are big and they keep getting bigger that's cause Jesus christ is my ______

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

The greatest racist that's ever lived

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Vroom Vroom ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

... I realized I'm trans shortly after starting to learn Rust. Are you telling me there's a casual link?

[-] [email protected] 65 points 2 years ago

Maybe I'm not Rusting enough.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Correct.

Source: am a crusty-asian

[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Are you saying dessalines is a hot femboy?

[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

This. This is how you get me to try your programming language.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

Rust: it will take 10 months to build the app you want, but it will run super fast.

Zig: it will take 10 days to build the app you want, but it will run super fast.

You get to pick one cult. Which one is it?

[-] [email protected] 97 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Rust: works

Zig: segmentation fault

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Also no higher-order functions like map, filter, reduce etc.

Really weird design decision for a brand new language.

Comptime is pretty dope tho, I wish Rust had that instead of relying on macros so much.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

So how is Zig different from C or C++, then?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Much nicer than C, much simpler than C++, much less cruft than both.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

@CanadaPlus @unique_hemp the biggest difference is that they don't make any memory changes invisibly

[-] [email protected] 54 points 2 years ago

Rust has cute crab

Zig has scary lizard

[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago

Zig isn't even v1 and without any API stability guarantees.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

It finished even faster when it crashes right?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Development paradigms spearheaded by MySQL and PHP, where it was discovered that you can be really fast if you don't care about getting the right answer.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

I'd like to point out, the value add of Rust isn't speed, it's safety in a low-level language. C is also just as fast, it's just that Rust guarantees safety in a wide class of potential catastrophic bugs with little to no runtime overhead, by using the design of the language and compiler.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

That's very true. My main issue though is the steep learning curve

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

Never heard of zig before, thanks

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Idk I just wrote a simple cli tool in 2 hours in Rust. Complete with arg validation, actually helpful --help output, and parallelisation.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I dunno man... having "no macros" as a selling point?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I wanted to try zig a couple of times now but was always put off by lacking tooling and generally bad compiler errors. Its kinda hard to justify spending time on something if you see the compiler point out an error inside a standart lib zig file and there is no directon for a fix whatsoever. Im hoping it'll get better because the language seems really great

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

I am a simple man. I see Astolfo, I upvote.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

It's like a shower for developers

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I'm s simple

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

OK you got me.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

FORTRANposting

[-] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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