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@dumbquestions a screw moves in a circular motion into a body.

Now what does it mean when someone says, "l've been screwed ??"

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[-] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 4 points 5 days ago

Male ducks have corkscrew penises.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 5 days ago

and female mallard ducks have counterclockwise vajayjay to counter the corkscrew penis.

[-] skeptomatic@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 days ago

Lefty loosey

[-] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 2 points 5 days ago

Now I have uncomfortably correlated the concepts of "sexual intercourse" and "cross threading". I am now scareroused.

[-] Docker_84@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 days ago

You mean to say that those who have been screwed, have had encounters with a male duck ??

[-] Nemo@slrpnk.net 2 points 5 days ago

It's like getting nailed but harder to undo.

[-] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 days ago
[-] TheracAriane@thebrainbin.org 2 points 5 days ago

@LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone what's that now ??

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