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[–] 44 points 4 months ago (1 child)

B. As it seems like there is less mass to get through.

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  • [–] 22 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    On the other hand, the platform isn't large enough to support the body with B so there's danger of it falling off or hurting people or whathaveyou. With A, you risk the head and neck falling down and hurting someone but the body, at least, is in a stable position.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    look closer. those people are french.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    That's rude. The French have the right to not get crushed by decapitated extinct creatures, too!

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  • [–] 33 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    A. Or he might end up like Mike the headless chicken and that might inspire a counter-revolutionary revolution.

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  • [–] 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

    A B is the only correct answer. When you want to hold up the head to the cheering crowd filled with bloodlust, do you also want to lift 400kg of neck? lol, no.

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  • [–] 18 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    ML's (Monster Lovers) would not execute an Argentinasaurus. Too cute.

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  • [–] 18 points 4 months ago

    A, you cut by cervical (weakest point), not dorsal (strongest point) plus you have later to move the head

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  • [–] 15 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    B, obviously. It's a beheading, not a benecking.

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  • [–] 14 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Ask Kentucky for tips. They hanged (hung?) an elephant once because the trainer poked her infected tooth to move her along during a parade, and she killed him in a blinding rage of pain.

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  • [–] 14 points 4 months ago

    I would not. I would rescue him and overthrow the government.

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago

    The whole neck so maybe the blood supply can keep the brain alive longer so I can stare into its aware eyes as they register what has just happened.

    Is that weird?

    Also, fuck .ml

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    I wouldn't. Poor baby (T_T)

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago

    B. My plan is to do it "circumcision style" in order to add another layer to The Discourse:

    "The beheading is troublingly evocative of the barbaric practice of male genital mutilation."

    "Nice MRA talking point. Sure, circumcision is bad, but why are we focusing on that instead of the more severe forms of oppression minorities face?"

    "Wow. Both of you have such a colonizer mentality. Cultures have a right to continue their traditional practices even if a bunch of White Saviors think they know better. 'Barbaric practice' is so revealing."

    Soon enough, everyone will have forgotten all about the dinosaur.

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I would do the exact middle of the neck.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus!

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    Would it matter? Outcome is the same

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Why would anyone want to execute Argentinosaurus?!

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  • [+] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
    [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    I mean, guillotines were invented by liberal revolutionaries (French revolution) so if anything you should ask a liberal lmao. I prefer option 2 tho personally

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    I'd do the pineapple method. Then he'd have a mega sore ass! Badum, tiss.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    OP was banned for this post.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    Never just the tip, always from the base. Pop the front legs through too.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    slice it like a salami

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    I always measure from the base of the balls. I got that shirt "I'm big in Japan" it helps too.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    Argentinosaurus stands with the people.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    Just the tip

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    Laterally.

    She's a big revolutionary, so you need to make a big statement with her execution.

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