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T-Rex problems (i.imgur.com)
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[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Easy, kill it with the indestructible shack. I'll just make it real mad and let everything else work itself out.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Rot the food, poison the T-Rex. Order whole cooked animals, cooked bones are horrible for animals because they don't bend like uncooked but rather...shatter. Creating lots of little potential daggers & knives to perforate the T-Rex's digestive tract. Also might be tougher to poop out. Poison, and internally wreck, the T-Rex.

Agitate the animal as much as possible & keep it alert. If able to time it right & the T-Rex never gets rest, it will eventually have to fall sometime out of sheer brain-dead exhaustion. As others have said, stab it in its guts with a poopy, poisoned knife.

Idk it would be difficult & arduous but I don't think it's impossible.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

I'm no animologist, but dinosaurs are birds, and don't birds eat rocks and shit to aid in digestion? I just wonder how their digestive tract stands up to bones. Not shitting on anything here just want to make sure we all know how to kill this dinosaur right.

And obviously the distinction you made about cooking bones is interesting, I've boiled stock/broth of my own and snapped a wishbone or two, but never put that together so that's interesting.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Who are you, sir, so wise in the way of dinosaurs?

I want you on my team in the inevitable final showdown between us and the T-Rex

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

As a T-Rex, I'd just pile up my shit on the human's hut until it is forced to leave.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

Death by ~~a thousand~~ 30-60 cuts.

Wait till trex is asleep. Quick 1-2 stab, then run abck to your hut.

Repeat as necessary.

If you can go for the eyes, it can be alot easier later on

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

I'd wait for it to finally sleep and figure out a way to break it loose from the arena just for the lulz

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

There is a very good possibility that T-Rex is not going to starve after only a single month.

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Leave it alone and stay in the hut. It will die of hunger within a week.

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