I choose to eat the social construct of monetary wealth. Say goodbye to capitalism, it's in My belly
The rich.
Hey, I said inedible.
You said it could be something dangerous to eat.
Sunlight: I'm gonna save so much money photosynthesizing instead of eating.
I was thinking Debt; just, somehow, eat it. But your idea could grow on me.
I’m gonna follow the lead of my Stardew Valley wife and say amethyst
Say hi to Abby for me!
Liquid hot magma
The correct answer
Lava. Like it looks sooo tasty
A Billionaire maybe
Im not sure that'd count, as while there are social and legal repercussions and a higher risk of a few diseases, human meat, billionaire or not, isnt inheritly toxic or such, and does contain nutritional value.
I've had dreams of crunching on rocks, not completely unlike the dude from the never ending story. But there is something about the smell of hot asphalt. I know, I'm weird. But something about that smell is intoxicating.
"Where shall we have dinner?"
"Lets eat up the road"
"No thanks, I don't like asphalt"
The rich
goth latina pussy
So many good answers already taken.
I'm eating all the nuclear launch codes.
Palantir.
Jokes on you, I already eat crayons and glue just fine thanks.
Thank you for your service o7
Settle down marine. No need for bragging.
I eat a nickel
Plastic. Save the planet while getting fed!
Violin rosin. Finally :)
Definitely uranium. Those calories are light
I wish I could safely store uranium in my belly as an energy source. Imagine how little I'd have to eat.
Do you provide the thing?
As many pebbles of gold as I can fit down my gullet
Racism. As in, gather up all the hate and bigotry in a big ol' ball, and gobble it down.
Sagitarius A*, the supermassive black hole at the center of the Milky Way.
I just want to see what happens when it's gone.
A thin drinking glass. I have a weird urge to bite down on one any time I am using one. Idk why I have the urge, it’s weird.
Probably a Death Cap or Destroying Angel mushroom.
Silica gel.
You mean that free snack they send with the things I buy?
Kepler-452b
I've always been curious about eating glass.
So crunchy~
Fascists.
Edit: They are technically edible, just very hard to stomach.
Human selfishness.
Plasma directly from the sun
That guy's wife
Can I pick one collective thing? Because I would eat the capitalist class.
I love how this question popped up right under a relevant comic -
Candles. They smell great — I wonder how they'd taste if they were edible.
The greed in everyones hearts
Nobody said lava yet? It looks so yummy!
One of the non-cakes on Is It Cake. I will claim victory by any means necessary!
Well I know this girl...
I have a weird attraction to the look of fairly hot things. I have always wanted to eat the orange coals you get at the end of a campfire. I would also take that orange gooey looking lava.
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