I choose to eat the social construct of monetary wealth. Say goodbye to capitalism, it's in My belly

The rich.

Sunlight: I'm gonna save so much money photosynthesizing instead of eating.

I’m gonna follow the lead of my Stardew Valley wife and say amethyst

Liquid hot magma

Lava. Like it looks sooo tasty

A Billionaire maybe

I've had dreams of crunching on rocks, not completely unlike the dude from the never ending story. But there is something about the smell of hot asphalt. I know, I'm weird. But something about that smell is intoxicating.

The rich

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So many good answers already taken.

I'm eating all the nuclear launch codes.

Palantir.

Jokes on you, I already eat crayons and glue just fine thanks.

I eat a nickel

Plastic. Save the planet while getting fed!

Violin rosin. Finally :)

Do you provide the thing?

As many pebbles of gold as I can fit down my gullet

Definitely uranium. Those calories are light

Sagitarius A*, the supermassive black hole at the center of the Milky Way.

Racism. As in, gather up all the hate and bigotry in a big ol' ball, and gobble it down.

Silica gel.

Probably a Death Cap or Destroying Angel mushroom.

Kepler-452b

Human selfishness.

Plasma directly from the sun

I've always been curious about eating glass.

So crunchy~

Fascists.

Edit: They are technically edible, just very hard to stomach.

That guy's wife

Can I pick one collective thing? Because I would eat the capitalist class.

Candles. They smell great — I wonder how they'd taste if they were edible.

The greed in everyones hearts

I love how this question popped up right under a relevant comic -

An aircraft carrier, including all the seamen. I'm famished.

One of the non-cakes on Is It Cake. I will claim victory by any means necessary!

Well I know this girl...

A Microsoft data center