Dude is probably dead and they just won’t tell anyone to retain power.

With any luck, he fell down a well and has been surviving on bugs.

And with just a bit more luck, that is where he will remain.

Least destructive republican.

Didn't they find one senator from the south or something in a memory care facility?

He's probably just hiking the Appalachian trail, starting at the Argentinian end.

He's just hiking the Appalachian trail, no biggie.

Kean consultant Harrison Neely told the site that Kean “will be back on a regular full schedule very soon.” Union County GOP Chair Carlos Santos said, “I don’t even know the truth myself,” yet indicated he was texting with Kean “and was told he’ll be fine.”

As one does/is.

Was he last seen with Kash Patel? Could just be on a bender.

A New Jersey political figure is missing?

Is it Thursday already?

Probable dead from auto-erotic asphyxiation, in a leather gimp suit, hanging in a wardrobe.

If I'm even late to work once, I'll get at least 3 angry calls from my boss wondering if I'm still alive and that if I don't show up within the next 30 minutes I should start looking for new employment. How does this guy get to just not show up for FIFTY days and still have a chair/office waiting for him if he ever does return?

Well if Feinstein and this guy are both able to, at different times of course, have debilitating health complications that prevent them from showing up to work for major corporate interests maybe it's time for a younger class of corrupt politicians.

Is the GOP about to go all 'Weekend At Bernies' on this guy?

Hair transplant?

They're gonna find his mummified corpse locked in his attic or something.

Aliens

I feel like news writers that make typos should be fired on sight.