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[–] 36 points 4 months ago (2 children)

When did Spiderman's friend become the ceiling of sex?

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  • [–] 28 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    will this update be available to all, or only newer models?

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  • [–] 20 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Damn crazy, this is like only a week after they released 4th hole. CEO of sex is hitting it hard.

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  • [–] 16 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

    Can CEO of sex finally remove the insane level of lockdown to grant root access to change different parameters in the brain?
    Like even just changing processing priority or dopamine generation from it?
    Just changing basic settings? Why the hell do the settings have to be so locked down? Security issues?

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  • [+] 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)
  • [–] 11 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Remember, swapping to your secondary cock is always faster than reloading

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  • [–] 39 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Can you read? The CEO of sex is dropping a third testicle for quicker reload

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago

    For a .99 dlc, it’ll make the β€œchk-chuck” sound when you reload

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    That's nice, Mr. CEO, but is it still gonna be quicker to switch to a sidearm? There are a lot of balance implications to this change

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago

    I absolutely fucking love that this guy became the CEO of Sex. Emphasis on fucking love.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    Thanks CEO of Sex!

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  • The fuck does that sentence even mean?

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