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Elon Musk
(thelemmy.club)
Plot twist: it's a sex bot.
These "plot twists" seem to be quite obvious
Plot twist: the sex-bot is asexual and only wants Elon as a plutonic partner because he isn’t aryan enough
Schindler's Twist
Nah. Musk prefers 'em to look like 12 year olds, like the pictures of scantily-clad 'women' he gets Grok to make for him to post.
Because the life-sized Hitler body pillow couldn't fill the hole in Elon's heart.
I take great joy in the knowledge that nothing ever will.
Need an Elon’s house mod for Return to Castle Wolfenstein.
I don't get it. Why is it weird to find Elon Musk in his own house?
I mean, it's pretty clear from Grok's admission that mechahitler is somewhere in the plans.
Oh, THAT'S why people haven't been robbing him en masse
Elon's new soulless art generator
I wouldn’t be surprised.
You're surprised that when you go into Elon Musks house you find Elon Musk? /j
this post was submitted on 22 Apr 2026
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