John Apple
Tim Apple?
Edit: Ah, Johnny Appleseed is the new guy.
That's cool that his brother can take over and at least keep it in the family
A little Johnny Apple seed ready to grow into his new role.
That’ll give him more time to suck off Mr child rapist
probably act like bezos controlling the company from behind the scenes.
I seriously could do a better job than him. I have so many friends and family that used to be diehard apple fans to the point of nausea, that now think of it as a meh kind of company.
Cook's expertise was in the logistics. He's definitely not been a great leader for them putting out exciting products, but he's the reason they're so much less affected by things like global shipping crises or RAM prices exploding than many other companies are.
Then keep him in the c suite running the logistics, not spearhead a giant company and run their reputation in the ground. This is what you get when you don't keep the creatives in the c suite.
I suspect that the thinking when he was appointed was that logistics was going to be key to Apple's future success. And at the time, they also had a number of high profile creative people in other roles, though they have pretty much all moved on since. And if you look at their financial performance in the years since Cook took over—which is the board actually cares about—it's hard to say that this was a bad approach.
The work done by the hardware dept to build CPUs has been a great achievement though. While this started under Jobs, Apple now arguably makes the best CPUs in the market. Competing with AMD/Intel is no easy feat.
His biggest failures, as I’ve heard it, revolve around the fact that he only cares about making short-term profits and doesn’t understand human beings. Steve Jobs did a lot of telling him to go fuck himself back in the day, to the great benefit of kot only the company, but to the customers. Why he was put in as the next guy to lead the company is beyond me.
RAM prices exploding only means Apple takes a tiny hit to their profit margin per device, considering how inflated they were in the first place.
Lol I'm a former diehard Apple hater that's been using an iPhone for 4 years and loves Apple Silicon Macs.
But I still do think they've done a lot of idiotic things lately. iOS 26 works fine on my phone (some people are reporting performance issues), but the UI is hit and miss.
Apple Vision Pro seemed doomed from the get go, but they really made it worse by not launching a cheaper headset with Air branding half a year or a year in to actually drive market share enough to make it worthwhile for developers. Could've given it an A series CPU since we now know it works in a laptop so why not in XR or whatever they're calling this.
Apple Vision Pro seemed doomed from the get go, but they really made it worse by not launching a cheaper headset with Air branding half a year or a year in to actually drive market share enough to make it worthwhile for developers. Could've given it an A series CPU since we now know it works in a laptop so why not in XR or whatever they're calling this.
I think Vision Pro was doomed regardless. Go back and watch the iPhone announcement, then the Vision Pro announcement. Every single person in the auditorium when Jobs is presenting the iPhone is thinking of the thousand things they can do with that device. In the Vision Pro announcement, there’s none of that energy. If they released something that left zero question as to its purpose, the price could sit at $3K and they wouldn’t be able to make them fast enough. Instead we got an Oculus that won’t support most games and costs 6 times as much.
Help them switch to GrapheneOS!
Yeah.
The hardware is fantastic.
The software is like one of those brides where they bind the feet so they can never become independent. And then services revenue is a goitre on this creatures neck constantly throwing it off balance as it tries to shamble forward.
I very much want ~2010 apple, where the hardware was maybe a bit meh, but the software was top tier.
At least it's a hardware person taking over and not some marketing twat.
I believe his name is John Apple now.
Are Tim Apple and John Apple somehow related?
They are from the Apple clan of Japan, or wherever part of China Apple is from, which has a rich history and leadership of the clan is periodically passed to a successor. This dates back to the fall of the great Steve Apple who was killed by Jewish space lasers that gave him cancer. There is a long voting process involved to select the new leader of the Apple clan and dedicated followers wait patiently for a white air drop that signals the new clan leader has been chosen. As an additional fact John Apple's grandmother was from clan Wutang which has made this choice highly controversial.
The apple never falls far from the tree.
article says Tim Cook and shows a picture of Tim Apple.
fucking amateurs.
Oh joy, time for the next fascist ass kisser
Can the glass theme go away now?
I like it ):
It is way prettier than the standard flat icon theme.
Hilarious that you got downvoted into the negative for daring to voice a dissenting opinion. Truly, Lemmy is a child of Reddit.
Edit: Back above zero! I take it back, maybe I spoke too soon?
I'm upvoting just to counterbalance the people downvoting because they dislike someone else's subjective opinion.
Haha he's gonna feel so dumb now.
Imagine being named Tim Apple and NOT working at apple.
Would have been fun if the new guy was called Pine.
I’m hopefully for maybe a return to a hardware focused Apple but we’ll see. Apple silicon was truly great, but I want moar.
Finally, the bean counter steps down so that an engineer can take the reins again.
I mean, at least he didn’t fuck things up like so many other bean counters have. But he was only ever a bean counter.
There's never been an engineer CEO at Apple. Should be interesting.
Even Wozniak has said that while Jobs wasn’t a good engineer, he did know enough to be strategically savvy.
Edited in hindsight for clarity.
Cool, will he fix the Gulf Of Mexico in Maps?
gobbling trumps nub, dint help you in the slightest.
Embarrassingly, it did seem to have helped Apple when it comes to tariffs.
Cook is going to transition to executive chairman, and he will "assist with certain aspects of the company, including engaging with policymakers around the world."
His new role is literally Trump Gobbler
Good, maybe I won't have to see this a$$hole's face in articles and such anymore.
The dude that justified kicking out 3rd party GPUs gets a promotion, thanks unregulated capitalism.
Goodbye Tim Apple, hello John Apple.
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