the_dunk_tank

The bootlickers and US army engage on military provocations every year by doing military exercises yards away from the borders, they fly bombers directly to NK and make them turn away at the last possible moment, every year there is a chance something happens so they have to manufacture consent through these stupid articles so when it happens they can parrot the usual "X attacked without provocation".

And it works, the average clueless liberal completely believes that NK are warmongers.

North Korea has kept to itself for something like 70 fucking years

I have to assume you're mistaken, because we get a new "North Korea Hackers Infiltrating Bitcoin!", "North Korea Launches Kryptonite tipped missile directly at Japan but accidentally misses!", and "North Korea Potemkin Grocery Store Selling Fentanyl Transgender Candy With Razor Blades In It" news articles every few weeks.

back in the 60s and 70s things were more intense, DPRK has dug tunnels under the DMZ and there have been some cross-border incidents such as the Blue House Raid

but yeah it's been quiet since the 90s and the Arduous March as far as I know

They've involved themselves in several conflicts actually, with a near-flawless record of choosing the better side to support.

paragliders????

Hamas-style™ now is the official brand name for sneak attack. The imperial Japanese navy conducted an Hamas-style attack on pearl harbor. Reports of an hamas-style attack against the roman legions in Teutoburg Forest. That fake punt was an Hamas-style play.

Oppa hamas style!

Dancing intensifies

juche paraglider gang let's go

PSY is short for PSYOP because he tricked the westerners into thinking he’s just a viral pop singer. He’s in fact a high ranking Juche sleeper agent who almost got caught early in his career. He played us like a damn fiddle

They've had it coming.

You say that but that kind of already happened

2086 Presidential Debates:

"First off, I would like to begin by denouncing my opponent for his ties to North-Korean style Satanic Fentanyl Cartels smuggling Migrants across the borders to enact their Putinist-Communist Islamic Radical Feminism in the hopes that every woman in the U-nited STates will have a spontaneous abortion so they can use the confusion to take our guns away. I yield the rest of my time. "

"I have never, nor will I ever be, a part of NKSFCMPCIRF. My friend across the aisle here, who I often see privately on his estate in Texas for drinks, is simply trying to smear my good name. In fact, my fellow Democratic congressmen recently approved funding for an array of autonomous hunter-killer drones to patrol the borders and inner cities for evidence of uncouth and uncivil behavior, which we all know is grounds for the immediate execution of any low-income offender. My hope is that we can perhaps work together on larger issues like the giant sinkhole that has opened up in the middle of the US, and is currently threatening the tectonic stability -"

"HORSE SHIT! There's no dang evidence of any pot hole, look I'll call my sister in Nebraska right now, you'll see."

"I completely concede my point, you're absolutely right sir. Please take my wife too."

Seoul is actually pretty close to the DMZ. Plenty of rich folks there. If shit really kicked off the city could be obliterated by artillery pretty quickly. Not sure why DPRK would need to do “Hamas style attacks” when they could just do that instead.

Actually please don't because I'm not enthusiastic about the 25M NKorean civilians who will be targeted for an aerial bombardment genocide.