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Please don't ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

  • I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.

  • I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.

  • I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.

  • I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).

  • Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.

  • If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago
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[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

1 word: pancakes. Nature's cork.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

This sounds like you're on the hajj and don't want to use the crappy bathrooms and wait till you're in the hotel to poop. I would say drink lots of water, have some nuts and dates, drink some of the juices, stay away from rice and meat dishes. Enjoy the experience while you're there!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Mysterious post indeed. Yet, it's the asking of such an intimate, specific question in the most open of spaces what I find truly fascinating 😶

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Breast milk has very few undigestible solids. Just saying.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Could you give us an update after your.... endeavours... how it went?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Just wanted to say I was here for this.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

OP, there's help available if you have OCD.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I dont have any advice. Just wanted to day I was here before the reason was revealed.

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Leading up go on an mostly liquid diet. Diet shakes would probably do it. And just don't eat solid food. This, BTW, is going to suck when it's over as you'll feel like you need your bowel disimpacted. But it is possible.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

All the best; I did something like this before, although not on purpose, eating light and low fiber. When I finally pooped my poop had layers. Please don't make a habit out of it.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Soylent?

Should be available at most grocery stores

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Avoid fiber like a plague, already

So no to popular fruits and vegetables, no carrots, beets, strawberry, apples

Hmm but also it would be good to actually poop last day before hike so maybe take some pills for that day before for a huge splasshh bbbrrrr

When you return expect to give birth to a shitman

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