I have fasted for three straight days on many occasions and it was pretty easy for me. Drinking zero-calorie beverages (coffee, tea, water) should be fine. This is not professional medical advice and definitely do not do this if you are an alcoholic, diabetic, or pregnant. Once you break the fast, do so with moderation.
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nothing to suggest but i'm absolutely fascinated by your post, op. please post results.
If it's important you can easily just not eat for three days. Otherwise, there's nothing you can eat that will be safe and prevent you from pooping.
What the fuck?
I think water fasting would do you the best. There was this guy in 1965 who fasted for over a year eating nothing but some vitamins prescribed by the doctors and drinking water coffe and tea https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angus_Barbieri%27s_fast
He apparently also only pooped every 2 months https://www.diabetes.co.uk/blog/2018/02/story-angus-barbieri-went-382-days-without-eating/
I'm imagining you shipping yourself in a crate to another country and wanting to avoid getting poo all over you ๐คฃ
MREs. Particularly US MREs. You can eat em as much as you want and you won't have to go for a week.
Fear the end of the week, however
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Truly an amazing post that needs a follow-up. We wait eagerly for the results of this journey. You crazy motherfucker lmfao
To answer the actual question, cheese and meat.
Unless lactose intolerance is a factor. Then just meat. A lot of jerky.
Good luck mailing yourself out of the country.
Define "illegal". Like, marijuana is legal for recreational use in my state. I'm looking forward to some edibles when I get home, hahah
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I've heard that Robert Zemeckis is interested in your story. He mentioned something about filming "Pooped Away"...
Hard boiled eggs. Astronauts love them because they are almost completely absorbed and pooping in space is a hassle.
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I'm guessing you're going backcountry or to a festival of some kind. I sympathize but using an outhouse or potta potty isn't bad, it's just a mental block. You'll enjoy yourself a lot more when you do things normally.
Just use the MRE's you've no doubt been issued for beast week and stop complaining. Also hide your phone trainee, the MTI's are coming.
Me surviving 1week without pooping