You're doing a medical study for money and you don't like to poop in public places. That's my guess.
this post was submitted on 22 Jun 2023
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Donβt drink coffee
I had a very good time reading this.
Iβd recommend to throw some Loperamidhydrochlorid in the mix, not sure if you can find it in your pharmacy. When Iβve been too Music Festivals, weβve always had some as an emergency, if the toilets would be clogged (which happened a lot).
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Get some mana or soilent, stuff like that.
You need to eat it before your journey as your bowels need to adapt, once it is good you will have one poop per week as there is not a lot of fibers in it.
It is cheap also. You got everything you need to be well.
I reckon that when you finally go, you'll need a poop knife to get that grogan down the hopper.
History in the making
Eat carbs, drink Gatorade or Powerade and poop before hand. Bro whatever you're doing I expect an update post!
I was here for the poop post of 2023!
I hope nobody ever finds out