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[–] 100 points 5 months ago* (9 children)

Thank god for global warming fixing this! We'll achieve normalcy soon enough

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  • [–] 40 points 5 months ago (8 children)

    Too bad nuclear winter will cancel it out.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    That would raise the sea level almost as fast, and probably more than if the polar ice caps just melted on their own. Also didn't it come from a comet? Last I checked comet ice isn't the cleanest ice, it's full of fun stuff like ammonia, cyanide, and formaldehyde.

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  • [–] 63 points 5 months ago (10 children)

    Okay, okay, alright, somebody, someone somewhere....

    You have to tell me, how the fuck do they make money from being intentionally stupid?

    How the fuck?

    There's no way they're doing this by accident.

    There's no way they're actually this stupid.

    There has to be an angle.

    What the fuck is the angle?

    How the fuck are they funding their lives by saying shit like this?

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago*

    The angle is having an ingroup. Build a community around absolutely anything and people will come, just so they can belong. Flat earth is just one of these. Flerfers are funny because it's so absurd, but the same psychology is at play for e.g. the manosphere, local sports teams and anything else if you look hard enough.
    And they pay the bills via advertising. Another win for capitalism. Yay.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    what's the angle

    They want to make people suspicious of those who tell them that this year is the hottest since we started keeping records, and that is a big fucking problem that will probably cost us every low lying country and every coastal city and every beach

    In Kim Stanley Robinson's near future sci-fi people dredge up the old beaches to build new beaches

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  • [–] 33 points 5 months ago

    Oh yes, Eastern Brazil was a rusty red plain in the early colonial era

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  • [–] 30 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    That Terra Australis going wild in there, or is it the flat earth walls?

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  • [–] 26 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    also this map aint 500 years old. That sure looks like north america to me

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  • [–] 13 points 5 months ago

    They don't want you to know about the lost expedition of 1524. This map is the only surviving evidence of when the famous explorer from Genoa The Barone Giusseppe Palloncino took his high altitude hot air balloon over the entire northern hemisphere.

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  • [–] 14 points 5 months ago

    If you're so smart Mr. Smarty Pants then tell me this: Who invented snow, then? If you say Thomas Jefferson, then you're wrong, he invented traffic lights, doofus.

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  • [–] 12 points 5 months ago

    The famous red wastes of Brazil.

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  • [–] 12 points 5 months ago

    I honestly thought this was a picture of a dirty dinner plate.

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  • [–] 11 points 5 months ago

    I see four white rectangles there. If that's not proof of snow, then I don't know what to tell you.

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  • [–] 11 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    My brother in Amerigo Vespucci, there are maps from 500 years ago that show sea serpents on them. Are those real, too?

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  • [–] 11 points 5 months ago

    Man, I cant believe someone left the Antarctic freezer on for 500 years.

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago

    I know it's a shitpost but my mind immediately goes to Pieter Bruegel the Elder.

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago*

    It also doesn't melt! They just add it to the ice wall around the 'known world' or make ice cream from it

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago

    We all know map making was far superior 500 years ago. Those satellites only messed things up.

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago

    "Ice? There's never been any ice! Ice is just a myth."

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    To be a winter child in this hot girl summer age, it wounds me!

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    Imagine a world without cocaine, vast, continent-covering amounts ...

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    Sure. But don't call me "500 year old map". #commaSplice

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    Finally! A map that disproves New Zealand.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    what cured ass projection is this?

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago* (2 children)

    Then what are the white sections of land on the top right and left?

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    They had to build a really tall ladder to get this view. Quite the project.

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