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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What a fucked up and disgusting post.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Agreed, usually Risa is a pleasant collection of human memes however I find this example to be repugnant.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Having to work really hard to separate my feelings about Guinan from my feelings about Whoopi lately. But even then, Troi, Crusher, Guinan.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

So I was morbidly curious about what you meant, so I looked it up:

Whoopi Goldberg faces a fresh round of backlash after her latest historically inaccurate statement about the Holocaust, which she claimed "wasn't originally" about race in an interview

Fuckin… yikes.

Computer: end program.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The most recent thing is her saying people who are struggling financially just aren’t working hard enough.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They just need to pull themselves up by their borgstraps!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I am not aware of this technology, perhaps you could enlighten me?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And she supports Polanski.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Just a REALLY distressing percentage of Hollywood does. The apologia for that fucking freak is absolutely baffling.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Man… what the fuck :(

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Damn. Tough choice but I have always had a soft spot for crusher. So fuck Troi, kill guinan and marry Beverly

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Smart of you, OP, to not include Morn in this because we all know he'd be the only choice for both Fuck and Marry.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jadzia, Tendi, Bajoran Space Karen.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Bajoran Space Karen

Killing the Bajoran space Karen in like the free space in Bingo.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I hear you can probably still get with crusher if she's a ghost. She's into that.

So kill Crusher. Bang Guinan, and marry everyone's favorite empath.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Are you sure you want a partner who can read your every thought? Also, Guinans got wisdom to doll out for the rest of your life, which will be far shorter than hers, barring unforseen circumstances.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't, which is why half betazoid is a nice happy medium. Her mom on the other hand, would definitely not fall into the marry category for me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Aw man I gotta turn in my Star Trek fan card, I forgot she was half betazoid. I haven't been able to watch TNG since they moved it from Netflix to Paramount+.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Naw, I don't fly that flag unless the media I want is unavailable for purchase. I just need to buy a physical copy of TNG like I did DS9.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

She's described as an empath rather than a telepath but she does display telepathic abilities. I think she's just a weak telepath by betazoid standards and that's why they highlight her abilities as an empath. In Encounter at Farpoint Troi is able to communicate mind to mind with Riker suggesting that with some time and emotional connection at will or continuous mind reading is a possibility for her.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In that order. Wouldn't want to spend a lifetime next to a mind reader. Guinan would be a wise, nurturing partner. Most importantly, Guinan can summon spirits and we all know who'd get a kick out of that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So you’re saying Guinan will summon Dr Crusher and her boyfriend for a full DnD party right?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Down like a clown for that

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Fuck Troi, kill Gainen, kill Crusher, but Crusher comes back as a ghost and we get married.

Edit:

"So... How did you two meet?"

"Funny story, actually..."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Not what I was going for but I now realize it would be taken as worse in my plan

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Same question, but the characters are Kira, Jadzia and Ezri.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Fuck Kira, and Jadzia has to die to get Dax to my wife anyway, so . . .

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

In that order.