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god i wish someone would unzip - mount - touch me rn
Shouldn't we get to know each other first?
chmod -R 777 me
Do whatever you want to me.
Recursive? I hope you don't have children
I understood that more as "what's inside me".
Ah, that we can work with
Alright. See that pile of dirty laundry there?
This makes 007 seem like a wanker.
chmod -R 007 me Oh no step brother Im stuck!
cd stomach && ls -a
cd ../colon && ls -a | grep poopie
cd ..
pwd
ls
ls -a
du -dh --max-depth=2
rm -rf appendix
echo hello world
cd ~/ ^C
rm -rf /*
^D
This incident will be reported.
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Open up your properties to me baby 🩷
At least take me out to coffee first...
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unzip; strip; touch; finger; grep; mount; fsck; more; yes; fsck; fsck; umount; sleep
You don’t have to mansplain
but... but... that's what the man is for... that's all the man knows how to do...
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we don't unzip, we tar
would tar --help count
Since a competent typist could type that in at most 3 seconds, it's worth a shot.
what? 3 seconds for "tar --help"???, I could type that out faster in my phone? In a physical keyboard you could type thar in a fraction of a second?
you could type thar in a fraction of a second?
*boom*
lol that happens when I type in my phone, and my bad I was stupid enough to not read at most.
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It should, as long as you don't try to abbreviate it as tar -h though... the short form is tar -? which illustrates the joke nicely
Is
man tar
a Tar command or a Man command?
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I'd use tar -help and we'd all die
Probably not, the double-dash long commandline option is a GNU extension and isn't guaranteed to work with every tar implementation.
I use the mnemonic "extract ze file" for tar -xzf
tar -xcvf file.tar.gz /dev/random
Tear would be funnier. You tear the tar open.
Die, Net-Man! (1 finger) 👉💥
I would upvote but 'unzip'? We only 'gunzip' or 'tar xz' here.
Zip? What year is this?
Holy shit you have to be kidding me.
This is so embarassing
Holy fuck their creative team!
Largest desktop software company in the world. Fucking amazing.
Hahahah oh wow. So glad I embraced the penguin back in October. What a mess.
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not as rar as you might hope it to be.
I did not give consent to be touched.
Sudo touch
(Very rapey)
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I love this meme format so much lmao
since when did assign and create exist? back in the day all the pirates used daemontools to mount stuff... and everyone made new files in whatever program edits them...
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