Recursive? I hope you don't have children

Alright. See that pile of dirty laundry there?

This makes 007 seem like a wanker.

chmod -R 007 me Oh no step brother Im stuck!

cd stomach && ls -a

cd ../colon && ls -a | grep poopie

cd ..

pwd

ls

ls -a

du -dh --max-depth=2

rm -rf appendix

echo hello world

cd ~/ ^C

rm -rf /*

^D

Since a competent typist could type that in at most 3 seconds, it's worth a shot.

It should, as long as you don't try to abbreviate it as tar -h though... the short form is tar -? which illustrates the joke nicely

Is

man tar

a Tar command or a Man command?

I'd use tar -help and we'd all die

Probably not, the double-dash long commandline option is a GNU extension and isn't guaranteed to work with every tar implementation.