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[-] hperrin@lemmy.ca 86 points 3 months ago

Good lord. That dude’s packing a fire hose.

[-] WR5@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago
[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[-] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Edited? It looks the same to me

WR5 has special dong-o-vision.

I think it is related to gaydar, but idk.

[-] WR5@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Everyone focusing on what's in their pants, but I'm the only one who looks into their face. What has the world come to! /s

[-] WR5@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

The original guy doesn't even have a beard.

[-] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

I was only looking at his package.

[-] WR5@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago
[-] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 69 points 3 months ago

I was gonna say "this is boomer as hell" until I saw the bottom half of the picture. With that added context, I'll say: this is gen X as hell

[-] db2@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Can confirm, we're all hung like that. Even the women.

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

The Oregon trail generation, baby!

[-] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 65 points 3 months ago

No biceps or pecs. Just a massive dong.

[-] heartpunk25@lemmy.world 36 points 3 months ago

I almost thought this was actually one of those incelley posts. xD

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago

Nah, just a good old shitpost.

[-] FishFace@piefed.social 3 points 3 months ago
[-] djdarren@piefed.social 20 points 3 months ago

She was only with him for his woollen underpants knitting pattern.

[-] homes@piefed.world 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I must admit, I’d really like to get to know the guy

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago
[-] Zier@fedia.io 14 points 3 months ago

Skinny boys have big "personalities".

[-] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 3 months ago
[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 42 points 3 months ago
[-] trd@feddit.nu 9 points 3 months ago
[-] Einskjaldi@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

I'm sure she has a normal name at least.

[-] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 4 points 3 months ago

Sandra, Sandra Dickus

[-] SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 3 months ago
[-] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 3 months ago

But why does dick size matter for sex if you're just gonna use a strapon for pegging anyway?

[-] fenrasulfr@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Easier to see wether he is aroused? Or a handle to hold on to.

[-] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 months ago

Can you control men by using it like a joystick??????

[-] fenrasulfr@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

As one of them, I would say in all likelyhood yes (cbt is a thing).

[-] SingularEye@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 months ago

there is another

[-] zout@fedia.io 5 points 3 months ago

Is that Tim Allen?

this post was submitted on 15 Apr 2026
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