Based on this famous picture:

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[–] 43 points 6 months ago (2 children)

hell yeah.

got my full glass of liquor, a fat rail of blow lined up, a lit cig, a needle of the bomb-ass junk, a loaded pistol, some playing cards, a tangerine & vanilla yankee candle goin, my numbchunks, and my florida driver license.

let's start this Darkwing Duck marathon at Full Throttle.

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  • [+] 38 points 6 months ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 child)
  • [–] 33 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    That's clearly not Trump's arm though. This is what happens when you shun technological force multipliers like generative computing. Now we've fallen behind even boomer grifters. picard

    Also, I never noticed the nunchaku on the door in the original. hahaha

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago

    never noticed the nunchaku on the door in the original

    lmao me neither but suddenly I feel like I know exactly when in history this was and who that guy is that jesus is trying to cockblock.

    Damn jesus they didn't even have to worry about fent back then whats your problem dude wait your turn.

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  • [–] 31 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Goddamn Trump, stealing my high, thats MY vein!

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  • [–] 28 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    Every time you vape, you make Jesus rip a fat cloud of spongebob-flavoured poison. Think about it.

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  • [–] 26 points 6 months ago* (4 children)

    Never noticed in the og picture it looks like he's hitting up JC's arm lol, or is that the idea; that every time you shoot up baby Jesus cries gets high ?

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  • [–] 13 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    I think its Jesus sacrificing himself for your sins kind of thing

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago

    I agree this is what it is. But it's extra silly because Jesus is just getting a nice spike of bliss here. If Jesus isn't sticking around for the withdrawal then he's getting all the fun without having to deal with the actual painful part.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago

    I think it's kinda just general "Jesus died for your sins," so if you do something "sinful" then you're essentially doing it to Jesus. Also something about the body being a temple and doing things for the least of these and shit. I think it all kinda lumps together into one incoherent mass.

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  • [–] 14 points 6 months ago

    was shaun skullman from youtube always in the original painting

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  • [–] 14 points 6 months ago

    I love it. All of it.

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Based on what little I know of Trump's psychology, he might be more offended by the alcohol on the table (supposedly his brother drank himself to death or something).

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

    Yeah Trump has always been a vocal teetotaller because of Fred Trump jr.

    When his alcoholism prevented him from continuing to function as a pilot, Trump returned to work for his father's business. He eventually moved into the unfurnished attic of his parents' house and again did maintenance on Trump properties.[20] On September 26, 1981,[21] at the age of 42, he died from a heart attack caused by his alcohol use.[22][23][b]

    He's got a chip on his shoulder about alcohol specifically being a pathetic vice for weak losers.

    (Uh, to be clear I am describing Trump's thought process there. I, myself, am someone who abuses the so-called pathetic vice for weak losers. Not trying to hit anyone with strays on this.)

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  • [–] 14 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Doesn't seem to have gotten in the way of his elevation of Kegsbreath.

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago*

    I disagree that it would have ever gotten in the way, I think the logic behind this is it's better to have a (controllable) weak pathetic loser at the head of the military hierarchy than someone who is a political threat to you.

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago*

    What's with the handprint on the wall?

    spoilerHail sithis

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago

    The pair of nunchucks hanging on the doorknob in the painting is absolutely hilarious - first you notice the prominent hat on a hat of the guy doing both cocaine and heroin but also he's so committed to violence that he's ready to go once he opens the door. Genuinely makes the original kinda good because it's just way over the top.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    This, but it's with the tattoos as well.

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