happybadger comments on He suffers for your sins (cw: drug imagery)

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 28 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Every time you vape, you make Jesus rip a fat cloud of spongebob-flavoured poison. Think about it.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago

so he owes me bigtime

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[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

smdh i paid good money for that poison

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[–] Wakmrow@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago (1 child)

I can't get the taste of SpongeBob out no matter how many toothbrushes I've burned

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[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago

But have you tried... accepting communion? The blood and body of Christ will remove the spongebob from your mouth and heal your throat.

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