this post was submitted on 13 Nov 2023
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Bone Apple Tea

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A community for funny phonetic misspellings of words or phrases. Bonus points if this misspelling comprises actual words, like this community’s namesake: Bon appétit —> Bone apple tea

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This sign is correct. If you shoplift, you have to pay it off in sucking cock.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Think I saw this with the centaur and the therapist from Stepbrothers

Edit: on the subject of centaurs, why is this blowing up now, is it the fact that Trump stands like the front half of a centaur?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

I have seen a video or two....

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I saw that porn.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I think I've seen that one.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

My ugly ass would bankrupt this place.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Trespassers will be violated.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

BRB, going to go steal some stuff and then turn myself in.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Ah, the rare (and valid) anal contract