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[–] 100 points 6 months ago (4 children)

In all my years hating Oracle I never once thought to do this. hats off to Iran.

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  • [–] 90 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    didn't oracle just summarily lay off like 10K people by email, 0 day notice? like literally yesterday?

    if the last place that laid me off in a mass reduction got shelled the next day, i would be completely down for whatever the cause was.

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  • [–] [S] 46 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 child)

    i would be completely down for whatever the cause was.

    Yeah but then again people who work for oracle probably don’t have the political clarity to diagnose their problems in any rational way

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago

    The movie we shall make of this heroic act of management, saving those people by firing them, shall echo through the ages!

    The board of directors and the CEO, the avengers of the business world, shall take on the anger and hatred of the world to save all those innocent people by preemptively releasing them before the strike!

    (And honestly no one's going to google who got fired where)

    They shall be reviled, but they will gladly take on that anti-hero mantle! They are not the heroes employees want, but they're the heroes they need!

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  • [–] 51 points 6 months ago

    stalin-smokin

    the oracle is smoking, the true promise has been kept

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  • [–] 46 points 6 months ago*

    As someone that has to use software that uses Oracle SQL

    Please hit more Oracle sites

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  • [–] 44 points 6 months ago

    All enemies of open source will be brought low!

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  • [–] 43 points 6 months ago

    Mister Ellison I strongly recommend you pay a personal visit to the adjacent sites to insure their continued operational capacity. Also a good opportunity for a press conference. Let us know the schedule.

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  • [–] 41 points 6 months ago

    I’ve never been so excited about an explosion before

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  • [–] 39 points 6 months ago

    Palantir next please

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  • [–] 31 points 6 months ago

    Exadata? More like ex-data

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  • [–] 27 points 6 months ago

    The most based thing in quite a while.

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  • [–] 26 points 6 months ago

    Gobless the troops

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  • [–] 25 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    thought the statement from the irgc was pretty level headed

    In the name of Allah, the Breaker of the tyrants "So whoever has assaulted you, then assault him in the same way that he has assaulted you"* (Quran 2:194)

    🟡As we had warned, in response to the assassination of Iranian figures, we target espionage companies in the fields of information technology and artificial intelligence—pillars of the enemy's terrorist operations. Following the destruction of the cloud computing infrastructure of the American company Amazon in retaliation for the assassination of General Fathalizadeh, today the data center and computing infrastructure of the American company Oracle, based in the UAE, was struck in response to the assassination of Dr. Kharrazi and his wife.

    🟡Should the crimes be repeated and another assassination occur, the next company should be ready to receive a decisive response.

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  • [–] 20 points 6 months ago
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    Taking bets, which is the next company?

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago

    THE MAN WHO WAS DOING THE 'CHIKA DANCE EVERY DAY UNTIL I FIND A GF' JUST LOST THE 2178-DAY STREAK WITHOUT FINDING ONE

    Prime suspect

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago

    Do Intel next!

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago

    Iran keeping up that BDS pressure

    Bomb
    Destroy
    Smolder

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