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[–] 112 points 5 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 84 points 5 months ago

    that bunker was promised to the sewage 3,000 years ago

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  • [–] 75 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    have been invaded by sewer refuse making them inhabitable

    Damn, I'd hate to see what kind of stuff the Israelis must be storing in there if sewage makes it a more hospitable environment.

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  • [–] 68 points 5 months ago

    invaded by sewer refuse

    That's nothing, when used as intended they get invaded by Israelis

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  • [–] 63 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Wasn't there some lord that drowned in shit during a siege?

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  • [–] 102 points 5 months ago (7 children)

    You might be talking about the Erfurt latrine disaster but it's even better than that. It was a huge gathering of royals and their combined weight caused the floor to collapse and they all fell into the big feces pit underneath the building. Around 60 of them died by drowning in shit.

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  • [–] 41 points 5 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 40 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Why the fuck this is not a holyday?

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  • [–] 52 points 5 months ago
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    Wading through piss and shit to get cum. We've manifested our dumbest meme onto Israel.

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  • reminds me of the ben shapiro tweet about "Israelis like to build. Arabs like to bomb crap and live in open sewage."

    owned lol

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  • [–] 43 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Die in shit colonizer scum.

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  • [–] 40 points 5 months ago

    You just can't write comedy this good

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  • [–] 33 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 child)

    Does someone remember what that Israeli "Is it safe to take a shit" app is called. Interested to see what the percentages are like now.

    Edit: Wait I found it https://shitalert.info/

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  • [–] 31 points 5 months ago

    Zionist ex-septic-tionalism

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  • [–] 31 points 5 months ago

    Sewer refuse? Found in bunkers? Well yeah, Israelis love hiding in their cope bunkers, next thing you're gonna tell me is you can find a bee in a hive!

    shocked-pikachu

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  • [–] 31 points 5 months ago (1 child)
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    Translation btw:

    The zionist military today opened the sewage dam in Gaza, contaminating the coast and all the Mediterranean sea, all to keep the Palestinians from surviving by fishing.

    Zionism rots the planet and destroyes all that it touches; it is the enemy of humanity.

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  • [–] 28 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Hey, it's not nice to refer to Israelis as "sewer refuse"

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  • [–] 38 points 5 months ago (1 child)
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    We heard you liked intercepting BMs, so we put some BMs in your shelters.

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  • [–] 24 points 5 months ago (2 children)
  • [+] 23 points 5 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

    You remember when the IOF was saying they'll flood Hamas tunnels with water?

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  • [–] 13 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    how would that work? there must be sewage in the streets for that to happen?

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