Larry Ellison is a MAGA fuckwad

.... So oracle has been pretty much a straight and slow climb in valuation since 2002.

They had a significant and fast "spike" for pretty much the year of 2025 and then dropped back down to that same slow climb trend (if you ignore the 2025 spike, their chart would look the same as it has for the past 20 years of mostly slow upwards momentum).

Upon the news today, their stock went up 6%.

In other words, like most things shown to you, you've been presented with cherry picked data points to align with the agenda that the presenter wants you to have.

As a side note, I wish about 95% of all ai would burn to the ground, along with Oracle.

If the end result of all this AI mess is the death of Oracle I’m okay with it.

Good, fuck them.

I thought it might be y-axis fuckery, but nah their stock has actually tanked.

If we're really super lucky the Paramount/WB merger falls apart because Daddy's shiny money just ain't there no more.

Oracle has been dying company for last 20 years, their horrible db licensing and cash cow strategy has ensured it.

They're still good 5 years performance +109.54% 1 year performance +4.97%

Oracle's software is massively used to count money. Now there's AI in there. The AI is terrible at counting.

We are about to experience the whole new dimension of fuuuuuuuck.

That reminds me. I've been abusing their free tier. Need to line something else up to replace them for when they finish collapsing.

Just one more processor and just one more stick of ram and we’ll finally be up and running. Just one more data center bro. Just one more river, come on, we’re so close, bro.

Mad props to whoever shorted back in September.

I know someone who works there who’s a huge lazy asshole I hope he got laid off

Oh so that's why they've suddenly been arrassing my company for license money

I haven't drank in a while, but I'll get loose as a goose if I get to dance over Oracle's grave.

Larry Ellison is famous for being the most eggregious at financing his lifestyle tax free by taking out loans (doesn't count as income) against his stock. His Zionazi/MAGA media (WB, tiktok) takeovers are financed by his loans on Oracle stock. UAE may one day soon, back out of it's Zionist assistance in WB takeover, which Ellison has had to promise to fully backstop. 30% of his Oracle ownership was secured to loans in 2025. Extra $40B guarantee for WB puts him closer to bankruptcy. Tiktok investment was purely for zionazi media control. All profits go to bytedance still. WB purchase is also pure zionazi motivated, as it is grossly overpriced takeover.

Forced sale of Oracle stock would incur a huge tax bill, and lenders seizing the shares also gives him the same tax bill, afaiu.

Don't give me hope.

Larry Ellison is a danger to the entire world.

They fell off sense the bought sun Microsystems

Great visualization of sunk cost 😅

I hope they go down even further. Shitty company with a shotty owner.

Get wrecked Ellison

SAP

anyone have confirmation on that 30,000 number?