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[-] batterystapled@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

Candies

[-] calmblue75@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

Even better, free icecream!

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

"EVERYBODY BE COOL, THIS IS A ROBBERY. ANY OF YOU FUCKING PRICKS MOVE, AND I'LL EXECUTE EVERY MOTHER FUCKING LAST ONE OF YOU!"

[-] destiper@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

what could you yell? something about a bomb. should you? probably not.

[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

I don't want THAT MUCH chaos

[-] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

In that case, a REALLY SMALL bomb

[-] andrewta@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Then go near a playground in a beat up van yelling “free candy”

[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

THIS IS A TEST! EVERYBODY REMAIN CALM! (proceeds to run away scared)

[-] Corporal_Punishment@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago

"I just shit myself"

[-] folaht@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"Free free Isratine!!"

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