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biden-nibble

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[-] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 55 points 1 month ago

NONE OF THOSE PEOPLE ARE EVEN THAT HOT.

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 38 points 1 month ago

You crank that hog/flick that bean right now, or it's your fault Trump wins!

[-] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Like Trump, the most decrepit disgusting person alive, won just because he promised to throw a wrench into a system everyone hates!

Liberals literally refuse to learn anything.

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

Counterpoint: thicc-trump

[-] RedNajm@hexbear.net 48 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

how about NO FUCKING GENOCIDE YOU GHOULS

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 45 points 1 month ago

Good call dems! The attractiveness of the candidate

is obviously why they lost proletariat

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

trump-moist

The face I see in my raunchiest of dreams

[-] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 44 points 1 month ago

Democrats will try absolutely anything, except for supporting popular progressive policies.

[-] SevenSkalls@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago

Ya we're getting Gavin Newsom, aren't we?

Beshear/Booker

[-] Grapho@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 month ago

And the Dems are gonna insist this pasty, country club, tennis dad looking motherfucker is hot as hell bc the strategists said so.

At least spotting the paid ops will be easier when they're talking that nonsense.

[-] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

They made people pretend Andrew Cuomo was hot, everything is possible

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago

"But what if you liked good things?"

I ask into an infinite void of nothingness as if the person across from me has Gojo's domain expansion activated

[-] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago

"Hey it seems our whole spiel about our candidates being 'the most qualified' because they went to some ivy league Nepo baby college and then spent a decade prosecuting homeless people, isn't convincing people that we're somehow owed the presidency. What could be the issue?"

maybe-later-honey "I dunno, but gooning is pretty big right now"

[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago

If my candidate doesnt looksmaxx im not voting for them.

[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Clavicular has to be doing an advanced Andy Kaufmann bit. He's too funny.

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

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[-] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

People were saying Kamala would win because of this

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

If these are the "smart" dems we've been getting i shudder to think what the "hot" ones are gonna look like.

[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Biden definitely won on sex-appeal

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

put the policies in the bag, lil bro. fucks sakes catgirl-disgust

[-] asdasd201@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 month ago

And dems are calling us politically illiterate? Ykw, J. Posadas was right!

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Also, this seems much less effectual than accelerating to the end game. You want "purple" states? Run successful coaches from professional sports team. You want to recreate Trump magic? Get the general manager of the Patriots with a D next to their name and call it a day

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

between "hot" candidate and professional wrestler in a debate my money is on a wrestler.

recruit comedians or rappers smdh

[-] BattleshipPokemon@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

he may have won a complete cultural victory

[-] Chana@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago
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