Chuck Norris, Action Icon and ‘Walker Texas Ranger’ Star, Dies at 86 : movies

[-] Syrc@lemmy.world 102 points 4 months ago

Man, I liked doing Chuck Norris jokes but considering his political opinions, maybe it’s better like this.

[-] oce@jlai.lu 78 points 4 months ago

Chuck Norris did not want anyone to cry after his death, so he became a black belt political asshole and nobody did.

[-] Bahnd@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago

Seconding, but Chuck Norris jokes were almost funny durring the golden age of the internet culture. We can do one more round, for old times sake.

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 10 points 4 months ago

no, the man was consistently human shit.

[-] Bahnd@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

We acknoleged that back then, as we do now. Let people have some fun at his expense.

[-] Syrc@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

The good old Brian the bastard tactic, I see.

[-] Sunshine@piefed.ca 22 points 4 months ago

Clint Eastwood is in a similar boat with his politics.

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Obama huh

[-] Encephalotrocity@feddit.online 30 points 4 months ago

He didn't die. He went to hell to finish the job.

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

He didn't die, he's taken charge of the new 10th circle of hell where the sin of breaking the law in Texas is punished with eternal roundhouse kicks.

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 months ago

oopsie...hell doesn't exist.

[+] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago

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[-] Eldritch@piefed.world 13 points 4 months ago

Echo chambers and social media have laid bare the hubris of human nature. He just went from being a private pos to a public one. There are good icons. You can spot them because they've always been open with their politics. Not just finding their voice in support of rising fascism.

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Alan Ritchson comes to mind.

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago

he's been an asshole most of his life.

[-] newthrowaway20@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago

Chuck norris didn't die, he let the grim reaper win because he was ready.

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

Chuck Norris didn't die, he decided to vacation somewhere warm enough that he might work up his first sweat.

[-] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

I remember looking at his twitter recently, it was a sad state of affairs, him shilling for whatever product would have him.

[-] IWW4@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 months ago

Everything he has ever made is garage. All his movies, TV Shows and songs were all crap. The Chuck Norris jokes elevated his status but he has never been anything other than a sad state of affairs.

[-] sheridan@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

I had no idea he was that old.

[-] Foreigner@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Rest in piss

[-] evolatic@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Good

[-] daychilde@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

To those downvoting - worth remembering that Norris became a religious nutjob in recent years.

[-] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 9 points 4 months ago

Yay one less nazi! FTG!

[-] Heikki2@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Chuck Norris can clog a urinal

[-] TownhouseGloryHole@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

He pissed gravy?

[-] Heikki2@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Probably something wrong with his prostate

[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Good luck chuck. The devil will certainly be a hard foe to blow.

[-] Krudler@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Chuck Norris is an asshole

https://youtu.be/1pnFg0Sp2Xw

[-] HubertManne@piefed.social 2 points 4 months ago

I was surprised he actually held a championship because his stuff is so aweful.

[-] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago

Chuck Norris didn't die he's back at the pregame lobby

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