Human McHumanface.

It was “Ea-nasir”, until that one guy ruined the name for the rest of us.

I don't know how to objectively answer a subjective question.

My name is awesome but I would literally dox myself. I can't tell anyone because I'm actually the only person that has it (except for 2 other people)

Zod

Alexander and Benjamin for boys. Catherine and Elizabeth for girls.

Simply because those names have a lot of nicknames available.

The best are like James and Mary. Names so common they help you blend in and commit crimes.

(Okay not actually my reasoning but I think common names are usually a good choice. Don't need to be that special you get a unique name)

Seamus

Cillian / Killian is a great name IMO.

Hugh Mann.

Met a kid named Dragon. That's my favorite name

Jean-Claude

Kayhla, but spelled in very complicated ways for zero reason. A machine wouldn't do that even if it was trying to force an awkward acronym.

Oubliette

J'nique (followed by a first name used as a last name like Robert, Nicole, Jackson, Jean, etc). Like J'nique Nicole.

Liz, short for Lizard. “Liz? Is that short for Elizabeth?” “No….”

Judas, Trismagistus, Skrillex, Hideo, Jamboree, Moonbeam, Barry, Ganon, Hadjar, Boromir, Grendel, Jesus, Annana, Jone, Bess, Roger, Sugarloaf, Ponder, Basil, and Ernest. Those are the best ones, but there are many others.

Audra

I first read that name in a book when I was a teen and I’ve loved it ever since. My Warcraft rogue Audacity was even partially named using it.

Tyyfyyynyy

Robert.

So much versatility. Rob, Robb, Robby, Robbie, Robert, Bob, Bobby, Bobbert...