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Seamus
I firmly believe that India has a monopoly on badass first names.
It was Ea-nasir, until that one guy ruined it for the rest of us.
Cillian / Killian is a great name IMO.
but is it sillian or murderillian
Alexander and Benjamin for boys. Catherine and Elizabeth for girls.
Simply because those names have a lot of nicknames available.
Human McHumanface.
My name is awesome but I would literally dox myself. I can't tell anyone because I'm actually the only person that has it (except for 2 other people)
I'm actually the only person that has it (except for 2 other people)
Unless my math is wrong, 3 people with the same name doesn't make you the only one. Make it make sense!
Yes but they don't really count
It is true except that it isn't!
Okay, Uma!
damn now I wanna know.
I don't know how to objectively answer a subjective question.
Sorry i'm apparently super careless, i wrote the second part first lol. I'll change it
Skip, Guy, Buddy and Frank
J'nique (followed by a first name used as a may name). Like J'nique Nicole.
J'Nique is often interpreted as a creative, empowering variation of "unique" ... However, it is important to note that in French, this phonetic spelling translates to slang meaning "I f*ck" or "I screw".
That's very much intentional
Women: Sophia, Carmen or Elizabeth
Men: Not much can top William.
I swear, both William and Elizabeth have the most nicknames, Bill, Will, liam and all the lys options. Elizabeth, beth, liz, eliza, libby, betty, Beth, Ellie…
Oubliette
Courgette! Aubergiene! 24-6-01!
Zod
I like Zod
Kneel before Zod!
Zod should buy dinner first.
That escalated quickly
🫣 😓
The best are like James and Mary. Names so common they help you blend in and commit crimes.
(Okay not actually my reasoning but I think common names are usually a good choice. Don't need to be that special you get a unique name)
This can also have the opposite effect. There are a number of cases where the wrong person has been arrested simply for sharing a name with someone else that has a warrant for their arrest.
James and Mary are super neat and combine with every kind of surname. Maybe that's why they're so common??
They're so common in America and Europe because religion mostly if I had to guess. Then from there people often use names from their family and it just kept growing.
You are correct, biblical names stick around because they are written down and people like familiar things.
Jean-Claude
Kayhla, but spelled in very complicated ways for zero reason. A machine wouldn't do that even if it was trying to force an awkward acronym.
Fido
Skirgaila
Donald.
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