I am become shrapnel, destroyer of organs
this post was submitted on 09 Nov 2023
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All your shrapnel are belong to organs
Hippity hoppity All your organs are now my property
One hit wonder.
The last hammer you'll ever need
That's not how mortars work.
You'd need to smack the tail and spin start it in most cases.
There's no safety so well designed that a properly motivated idiot can't bypass it.
Sure, if you're trying to kill yourself with a mortar I can tell you how to do it. My point is however shitty it looks it's probably a decent hammer so long as you don't hit the wrong part as plastic type explosives and even older rdx derivatives are super duper stable.
U have convinced me I'm building one ...
Guaranteed to oppen anything!
Once
We should be moving away from single use products. Go planet!
You've only gotta use it once and you'll never need another hammer in your life.
BIFL
That's a malicious mallet!
Tomahawk missile
What nutjob decides to weld that.
Who let the Ork Tankbustas in here??
Actual footage of this in use
So many questions, wish there was a way to know the backstory of this gif.
Some kinda fireworks celebration as far as I remember in, I want to say Latin America?
Oppan hammer style
+2 hammer of worldending
Destroyer of welds
Big Bada Boom
I'm not sure this sh.it justworks.
not more than once, anyway.
a sober person would throw it
Do you rotate three times and throw it?
Something tells me this should only be used by the people who has attained the trait "Deathwish" 🤔