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Forgot to score my baguettes
(thelemmy.club)
smooth bois - honey it's time to take your bread pill!
Smooth like my brain.
probably also delicious ... like your brain?
"Is something wrong, honey? You haven't touched your baguedildo at all."
I'll show myself out.
Runnerup:
Baseball bague-at.
They are clearly defective. Let me take them off your hands.
... guy who picks his butt requests bread from Satan's maggoty asshole.
Yeah, that scans.
My username isn't what I do. It's more like abbreviated confucian wisdom.
Confucius say: He who has itchy bum, has stinky finger.
**gong goes off in the distance
I give them a 7/10
fell prey to the same blunder literally yesterday
Jumbo breadsticks.
Oh! Mercy!
*fans self*
this post was submitted on 15 Mar 2026
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