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All the time
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Here:
You motherfucker
Duckfucker
You would need over 5000 of these to buy Nvidia.
here's 1 billion dollar
Another liar! I have gotten no dollars!
I love your memes
Rude way to get out of paying me
Nono. Polite way to get out of paying you
Here's your billion dollars.
I have gotten no dollars! You liar!
It's more of a saying you're not actually supposed to expect the billion, like if someone asks hay what's up, if you give your life story that would be weird. And honestly you're being a little weird right now dude.
This is a shitpost community lol I think you're just taking things way too seriously.
this post was submitted on 13 Mar 2026
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