Not falling for it.

New liberal guy: "We need normalize literal sex pests" average epstein wannabee neoliberal journo scum worshipping a literal baphomet, lol

https://theconversation.com/7-creepy-crawlies-you-dont-need-to-be-afraid-of-this-spooky-season-193302

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[–] 45 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Ladies just can't resist the tentacles panting

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  • [–] 32 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    One of the best things about Europe is really the complete lack of disgusting and deadly poisunous insects, trees or anything like it. Can you hear me Australia?

    We only have deadly mushrooms that kill you through stomach cramps and liver failure lol, but they're okay, just don't eat them.

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  • [–] 33 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    a continent made so boring by millennia of human "culture" that any wildlife only exists in small pockets like mountains and on the far edges like scandinavia. and the wildlife that does exist is stuff like "fox" "wild duck" "regular size deer" "snake but not venomous just a little snake" all the way up to the end boss "normal brown bear"

    euros when they venture outside of schengen and hear of an animal that is not a fuzzy little fuzzball: 👎 gunther-fear

    world 1-1 ass continent

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  • [–] 32 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    Cope harder about not having to check your boots for deadly spiders before using them.

    "Uh yes if I were to live in the Mario Video Game (TM) I'd want to live in the final boss level with giant balls of flame hurled around" <- Statements dreamt up by the absolutely deranged

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  • [–] 28 points 2 years ago

    "Don't worry about those weird pulsating tentacles, they're for sex" is not a sentence I ever thought I'd read

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  • [–] 27 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Why do you have to hate on moths? Moths are cute.

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  • [–] [S] 27 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Not listening to anything from someone with the username SpiderFarmer.

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  • [–] [S] 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I try to bring light, and love, and levity to this world. What have they brought into this world other than spiders?

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  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago

    This anti-bug bigotry cannot be allowed to continue.

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    The bug is good and cool. Bugs need love too. The worst bug is miles better than the worst human. Bug supremacy <3

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  • [–] [S] 18 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Convergent evolution of humans and bugs into parasitic creatures disproves this.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Parasites are also better than the worst of humans. They just take a little food, not more than they need, and they let the host go about their life a lot of times.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago

    Can any females confirm the bouquet claims please?

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago

    buddy... we're on Baphomet's side

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    [–] 13 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    irresistible female attracting chemical

    Interestingly it's also hammer attracting

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    [–] 13 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I rate this 5/10 jesse-wtf on the bmf scale

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago*

    Hentai bug.

    Hentai bug.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    Wow, didn't even need to tell it to post hog.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    I don't know what people are complaining about, this is just a rad little guy living a rad little life.

    Look at it, amazing animal. Cool bug.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    I think I saw an anime like this once.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago*

    Bit idea: everyone in the world can see the monsters from Bloodborne, but the liberal media just keeps producing documentaries about them to make them seem normal and fine.

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  • "it's only a protein, eat it"

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    I'm with you. I don't love the penis incense, I don't love the tentacle-fucking vibe, and honestly, I don't like the colors either. This guy looks sketchy.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    Ngl I'm a fan of the color scheme

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  • [–] [S] 6 points 2 years ago

    I've fallen behind the curtain of the universe. Into the six-dimensional insect plane. I fear there is no escape. The bugs are everywhere. Their in our food. They're on our beds. They're in the air. They're in the ground. The ignore my questions and answer only to the the big brainless bug progenitor, bugzuggoth.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I found what's called a psuedoscorpion recently. Absolutely terrified me. Also apparently harmless. We trapped him with a cup and brought him outside where he likely wanted to be anyways.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    Never seen one of those, but to me it looks kind of hilarious

    Like the front claws are so ridiculously large compared to the rest of the legs (and even it's body in some cases), and it's body structure is so round otherwise; it's like it stole the front claws from an actual scorpion and is just pretending to possess them

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    Yeah where it was initially was on top of a door frame so I kinda ONLY saw the claws. Though I had a scorpion in my house despite the fact there are no scorpions native to my area haha.

    Kinda cute once we got him down. Like a muscle builder with stocky little body.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    Aww, they're not so scary. Here's a video about a similar moth. https://youtu.be/QQlhGT2VMOQ?si=J91d0KQjcy3PpeCF

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    should call it an echidna moth instead iykyk

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    [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I saw one of these dying in my driveway last night.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    Hey now, satanic indicia are cool

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    In Tekken 7 there's an unintentionally fucking hilarious moment the title reminded me if.

    Kazuya as the CEO of one of the most powerful corporations in the world is caught on camera and broadcasted on national news transforming into literally the Devil while fighting somebody so he used his devil laser to shoot down a satellite and blamed a rival corporation for downing their own satellite on a city and everybody has goldfish brain so this new shocking catastrophe caused everyone to forget that Kazuya is a real living capitalist satan

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