Not falling for it.
New liberal guy: "We need normalize literal sex pests" average 
wannabee neoliberal journo scum worshipping a literal baphomet, lol
Ladies just can't resist the tentacles 
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One of the best things about Europe is really the complete lack of disgusting and deadly poisunous insects, trees or anything like it. Can you hear me Australia?
We only have deadly mushrooms that kill you through stomach cramps and liver failure lol, but they're okay, just don't eat them.
a continent made so boring by millennia of human "culture" that any wildlife only exists in small pockets like mountains and on the far edges like scandinavia. and the wildlife that does exist is stuff like "fox" "wild duck" "regular size deer" "snake but not venomous just a little snake" all the way up to the end boss "normal brown bear"
euros when they venture outside of schengen and hear of an animal that is not a fuzzy little fuzzball: 👎 
world 1-1 ass continent
Cope harder about not having to check your boots for deadly spiders before using them.
"Uh yes if I were to live in the Mario Video Game (TM) I'd want to live in the final boss level with giant balls of flame hurled around" <- Statements dreamt up by the absolutely deranged
sorry but "euros can't handle deadly spiders" is the new "mayos can't handle spicy food" i don't make the rules
It's not so much "can't" as "won't" with regards to spiders
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Europe
not a continent
one might say incontinent
Don't worry the mosquitoes are coming back with all kinds of wacky diseases
"Don't worry about those weird pulsating tentacles, they're for sex" is not a sentence I ever thought I'd read
Why do you have to hate on moths? Moths are cute.
Not listening to anything from someone with the username SpiderFarmer.
bigot
I try to bring light, and love, and levity to this world. What have they brought into this world other than spiders?
New site tagline just dropped
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This anti-bug bigotry cannot be allowed to continue.
The bug is good and cool. Bugs need love too. The worst bug is miles better than the worst human. Bug supremacy <3
Convergent evolution of humans and bugs into parasitic creatures disproves this.
Parasites are also better than the worst of humans. They just take a little food, not more than they need, and they let the host go about their life a lot of times.
hell yes i have found my people
Can any females confirm the bouquet claims please?
buddy... we're on Baphomet's side
Good post 
irresistible female attracting chemical
Interestingly it's also hammer attracting
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I rate this 5/10 
on the bmf scale
no more half measures walter
Hentai bug.
Hentai bug.
Wow, didn't even need to tell it to post hog.
I don't know what people are complaining about, this is just a rad little guy living a rad little life.
Look at it, amazing animal. Cool bug.
Bit idea: everyone in the world can see the monsters from Bloodborne, but the liberal media just keeps producing documentaries about them to make them seem normal and fine.
I think I saw an anime like this once.
Ngl I'm a fan of the color scheme
I'm with you. I don't love the penis incense, I don't love the tentacle-fucking vibe, and honestly, I don't like the colors either. This guy looks sketchy.
"it's only a protein, eat it"
I found what's called a psuedoscorpion recently. Absolutely terrified me. Also apparently harmless. We trapped him with a cup and brought him outside where he likely wanted to be anyways.
Never seen one of those, but to me it looks kind of hilarious
Like the front claws are so ridiculously large compared to the rest of the legs (and even it's body in some cases), and it's body structure is so round otherwise; it's like it stole the front claws from an actual scorpion and is just pretending to possess them
Yeah where it was initially was on top of a door frame so I kinda ONLY saw the claws. Though I had a scorpion in my house despite the fact there are no scorpions native to my area haha.
Kinda cute once we got him down. Like a muscle builder with stocky little body.
Is BMF animalposting now?
I've fallen behind the curtain of the universe. Into the six-dimensional insect plane. I fear there is no escape. The bugs are everywhere. Their in our food. They're on our beds. They're in the air. They're in the ground. The ignore my questions and answer only to the the big brainless bug progenitor, bugzuggoth.
Aww, they're not so scary. Here's a video about a similar moth. https://youtu.be/QQlhGT2VMOQ?si=J91d0KQjcy3PpeCF
Hey now, satanic indicia are cool
I saw one of these dying in my driveway last night.
Oh no, I made a joke about summoning Baal for bigger titties and now these demon bugs are showing up.
Sorry everyone
In Tekken 7 there's an unintentionally fucking hilarious moment the title reminded me if.
Kazuya as the CEO of one of the most powerful corporations in the world is caught on camera and broadcasted on national news transforming into literally the Devil while fighting somebody so he used his devil laser to shoot down a satellite and blamed a rival corporation for downing their own satellite on a city and everybody has goldfish brain so this new shocking catastrophe caused everyone to forget that Kazuya is a real living capitalist satan
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