Not falling for it.

New liberal guy: "We need normalize literal sex pests" average epstein wannabee neoliberal journo scum worshipping a literal baphomet, lol

https://theconversation.com/7-creepy-crawlies-you-dont-need-to-be-afraid-of-this-spooky-season-193302

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[–] 32 points 3 years ago (7 children)

One of the best things about Europe is really the complete lack of disgusting and deadly poisunous insects, trees or anything like it. Can you hear me Australia?

We only have deadly mushrooms that kill you through stomach cramps and liver failure lol, but they're okay, just don't eat them.

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  • [–] 33 points 3 years ago (5 children)

    a continent made so boring by millennia of human "culture" that any wildlife only exists in small pockets like mountains and on the far edges like scandinavia. and the wildlife that does exist is stuff like "fox" "wild duck" "regular size deer" "snake but not venomous just a little snake" all the way up to the end boss "normal brown bear"

    euros when they venture outside of schengen and hear of an animal that is not a fuzzy little fuzzball: 👎 gunther-fear

    world 1-1 ass continent

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  • [–] 32 points 3 years ago* (3 children)

    Cope harder about not having to check your boots for deadly spiders before using them.

    "Uh yes if I were to live in the Mario Video Game (TM) I'd want to live in the final boss level with giant balls of flame hurled around" <- Statements dreamt up by the absolutely deranged

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  • [–] 18 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    sorry but "euros can't handle deadly spiders" is the new "mayos can't handle spicy food" i don't make the rules

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