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The Strait of Hormel
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Cork and Beans
That's what I call my colon after my Superbowl party!
Got all those submarines in the toilet bowl
The Cleveland Browns made the Super Bowl this year amirite fellas
20% of the world's chili flows through it every day
Do you know how much gas flows through the Straight of Hormel? It's all natural and some of its liquid.
It's a mixture of methane and light sweet rude
i had a similar level bit in my head earlier around "the gay of Hormuz"
Don't let your dreams be dreams
“No more Hormel
Nor Dinty Moore”
this post was submitted on 08 Mar 2026
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