imagine you just signed up so you could lease a Camaro and then you hear this shit.

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110 similar complaints about commanders in every branch of the military had been logged by the Military Religious Freedom Foundation

This is fucking wild.

It is 2003 and the President of the US is launching a holy war in the middle east with disastrous results

It is 2026 and the President of the US is launching a holy war in the middle east with what are sure to be disastrous results

Liberals believe this war is to combat religious extremism.

Oh shit he's gonna nuke Iran

Evangelical Protestantism has got to be the worst sect of the worst branch of the worst religion (Christianity).

I dunno, sounds like heresy to a very specific kind of evangelical. The rapture has to happen before Armageddon and the second coming. Get your end days timeline straight!

The Rapture is shit theology. That said, sometimes I wish it was real. Watching all these war mongers get left behind while I party with Stalin and Khomeini in heaven would be sweet.

Satan continues to be the good guy in Christianity, or at the very least the lesser of two evils

Lunatic apocalyptic evangelicalism in the military imposed from the top down, I think Hegseth likely has something to do with this. I don't think it's a very effective choice to motivate the troops though when only a fraction of them would subscribe to that kind of bullshit. "We're going to end the world for Donald Trump and White Jesus" might give some second thoughts

filming Iranian rockets heading towards my position safe in the knowledge that I am an invincible warrior of God- ACK!

It's called the rapture because the US will be gone hopefully

Well

Shit

The Reddit Atheists were right

Right about this and only this

Also they were off by about 20 years

lol holy shit we're cooked

So. Boots on the ground?

Yeah these guys have drunk their own coolaid. I knew it. I told you all dawg.

You don't get that rich and evil without having some way to delude yourself into thinking there is some kind of higher plan and that you're chosen or something.

It would be so, so very funny if Jesus ends up being real and they actually do get him to come back and he's just like "Oh... Oh wow." And just sends all these ghouls to hell immediately for playing god and mistreating gods green Earth and children.

Still one of the more frightening clips out there.

The gnostics were right

to light the signal fire in Iran

How many nuclear weapon detonations is that?