Command doesn't work if the creature doesn't understand the language, and that word isn't in the bard's vocabulary

"Dude, it's a sleeping dragon. If I wake it up, it'll just be pissed at me. If I try and do anything while it's asleep, I'm scum. I get the horny bard jokes, but I'm a little offended you think so little of me.

Besides, the spell only lasts 1 round. I can easily go 6 seconds without fucking. I just think about your god and I go flaccid."

The bard:

Command has a range of 60 ft. If it was 5 ft. the approach command would be pretty useless.

*its hoard

Can confirm.

Am Lemmy user and TTRPG player and use interrobangs on occasion

Edit: wtf. I know I clicked reply under that comment. Oh well