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[-] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago

Command the bard to ejaculate. He'll have to ejaculate for an entire round. His nuts will be like raisins at the end of it and he won't be able to have sex for a good while.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

If you're gonna do that there's a way that doesn't spend a spell slot

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Is that a grapple check or athletics?

Maybe a series of contested athletics check with the opposing rolls getting gradually higher penalties for..reasons..

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Your Dex vs the bard's Cha.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

A round is roughly 6 seconds, that seems like a pretty normal timeframe.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

True. Maybe some post nut clarity, then?

this post was submitted on 06 Nov 2023

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